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Apr
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2014

Post 13 ~ I'm on holiday! · 10:11pm Apr 4th, 2014

April - 3rd

I'm in the Tres Valley's!

The adorable Chalet I'm sharing.

So I'm out here on the slopes, enjoying the views and getting slashed every night... :rainbowkiss:

...Why am I so bored..? :raritydespair:

Anyway, FIMFiction stuff. :moustache: I've consulted my favourite author about my new story and I'm in the slow progress of editing the first chapter. My question though. Do I round up three 1k chapters and then post, or post this one chapter once it's ready..? :duck:

The next thing is April 1st. Everything about it was stupid... loved it! :trollestia:

Off topic; I must admit the last three episodes of MLP have been much better and I am looking forward to the next. Whenever I discuss the episodes with my favourite author I must admit the most recent episodes have proved much more engaging. :twilightsmile: Although, after watching some older episodes, I do miss discovering the mane six. :pinkiesad2:

Love you guy's. :heart:

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You could do it either way, really, it just depends on how you want to release stuff. I find myself writing a couple of chapters, and then realizing they would've worked better as a single chapter later on, so now it takes a lot longer to do stuff.

Also, may I ask who your favorite author is? I'm torn between a couple myself.

Your thoughts are my thoughts. Somehow. :derpytongue2:

That place looks fancy. I'm jelly :rainbowkiss:

1982203 I don't believe you... And yet I believe you at the same time. :trixieshiftright:

1982296 It is pretty fancy. :raritystarry: Although we went with this Russian guy yesterday and they had an underground swimming pool... So jelly. :rainbowkiss: *Jiggles sporadically*

1982600

Dat location broadcast :rainbowderp:

Problem..? :duck: This place is about 50km2 anyway and there's probably 100 other chalets that look the same as that one. :derpytongue2:

I hate to call you out on spelling, but did you mean "smashed"? "Slashed" doesn't make sense to me.

I think it's called sociolect. :raritywink:

Because the last set of batteries for your vibrator died? :trollestia:

:twilightoops:

you're a really, REALLY good writer

Thank you! :twilightsheepish:

Wait a minute, when did you join the fandom?

The end of season 3. :unsuresweetie:
Although I've been clopping since January 2012...:heart:

1983047 *Stares at the jigglin*

1983062 I'm seeing double ._.

1983063 What if I told you I had a sister..? :trollestia: :heart:

1983064 Matrix all over again? Fuck I'm taking both pills.

1983069 :heart: :heart: :heart: Love you moar than pancakes!

1983073 :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: I love you moar than Chocolate chip cookies.

1982600

Because the last set of batteries for your vibrator died? :trollestia:

That is not for joking! That is a crisis! :flutterrage:

1983047

I don't believe you... And yet I believe you at the same time. :trixieshiftright:

It was mostly your comment about getting to know the Mane Six. :yay:

It is pretty fancy. :raritystarry: Although we went with this Russian guy yesterday and they had an underground swimming pool... So jelly. :rainbowkiss: *Jiggles sporadically*

Awww, damn! I'm so jelly too! Underground swimming pool would be totally awesome. :pinkiehappy:

And jelly... wait does that make me a jelly jelly? :trollestia:

1983289

That is not for joking! That is a crisis! :flutterrage:

I wouldn't call it a crisis... Especially if you have a spare. :rainbowkiss:

It was mostly your comment about getting to know the Mane Six. :yay:

IMO, it was the best part about the show. The other components can be a little lackluster at times. :pinkiesad2:

Awww, damn! I'm so jelly too! Underground swimming pool would be totally awesome. :pinkiehappy:

It was pretty crazy. :rainbowkiss: ... It's even crazier that I saw David Beckham in one of the restaurants. :twilightoops:

And jelly... wait does that make me a jelly jelly? :trollestia:

I don't know what you mean... but I'm going to say yes - because empirically, you're usually right. :twilightsheepish:

1983439

I wouldn't call it a crisis... Especially if you have a spare. :rainbowkiss:

A spare set of batteries or a spare vibrator? They don't run without the batteries, unless they plug into the wall. If you have a spare set of batteries, then that doesn't qualify for the statement I considered a crisis. :trollestia:

IMO, it was the best part about the show. The other components can be a little lackluster at times. :pinkiesad2:

I'll agree with that 100% because it is the truth.

And oddly enough, I think that's the only thing that held Applejack back for such a long time and made people complain that she's a background pony.

We pretty much met her in Applebuck Season and then she had only minor development from there on out. I can't complain too much because I still enjoyed most of the episodes focused on her and her family, but you can't really look at Applejack alone most of the time, because the cartoon refused to do that. It does mean she makes every other pony around her more awesome though.

Then again, she's a really straight forward kind of character and less conflicted than most of her friends. Everyone else has layers to dig into and she's a thin crust cheese pizza. I love that though. Sometimes that's all you really need. I still wish they'd done more with her...

Sorry, didn't mean to ramble like that. It's just about the only thing that has bothered me and for awhile I didn't really care but since we finally got her key episode, it makes me feel kind of sad, now that you brought that up. :fluttershysad:

I don't know why but now that I've seen most of Season 4 and watched a number of her episodes over again, and I just seem to be focusing on Apple stories at the moment, it made me think of that. :unsuresweetie:

... It's even crazier that I saw David Beckham in one of the restaurants. :twilightoops:

Did he bend it? :trollestia:

I don't know what you mean... but I'm going to say yes - because empirically, you're usually right. :twilightsheepish:

Bwahahaha. Yes. :twilightsmile:

1983479

A spare set of batteries or a spare vibrator? They don't run without the batteries, unless they plug into the wall. If you have a spare set of batteries, then that doesn't qualify for the statement I considered a crisis. :trollestia:

- 3 Vibrators
- 3 Batterys
- Battery charger

:twilightsmile: 100% Crisis proof!

It does mean she makes every other pony around her more awesome though.

True story. :rainbowlaugh:
:ajbemused:

Well, in general my thoughts are like this: I respect what she is... A lot. As a character she is the true athlete. Rainbow Dash is a show off and I know it. Although she shows herself to be just as strong as AJ, AJ is just a more classy type of athletic. In recent times, her plowing escapade really shows her strength... So sexy...

To be honest that's all she is for me. A shipping partner. :fluttershysad: Then again that's how I see all the mane six! :trollestia:

I guess I have the same problem as you. She never learns anything, and we can't associate with her because she so fucking flawless. The only time she ever has a problem is when she is too good at something. :trixieshiftleft:

Sorry, didn't mean to ramble like that.

You should be, I hate reading. :heart:

Recently I've been plot watching. Is that a bad thing..? I think I might be ruining the show for myself. :duck:

Did he bend it? :trollestia:

Not really. He was just on his way out really and got hassled by a group of Russians. :rainbowlaugh:

Bwahahaha. Yes. :twilightsmile:

:heart: I love you!

1983934

- Battery charger

The true secret to saving everything. :rainbowlaugh:

True story. :rainbowlaugh:

:ajbemused:

Well, in general my thoughts are like this: I respect what she is... A lot. As a character she is the true athlete. Rainbow Dash is a show off and I know it. Although she shows herself to be just as strong as AJ, AJ is just a more classy type of athletic. In recent times, her plowing escapade really shows her strength... So sexy...

To be honest that's all she is for me. A shipping partner. :fluttershysad: Then again that's how I see all the mane six! :trollestia:

I guess I have the same problem as you. She never learns anything, and we can't associate with her because she so fucking flawless. The only time she ever has a problem is when she is too good at something. :trixieshiftleft:

Well, I can definitely see where you're coming from. At the same time, I don't think she is flawless, but unfortunately the writers haven't wanted to examine that in-depth for awhile. Someone to Watch Over Me and that slight hiccup in Leap of Faith (which did present her with a great conundrum) have been rather rare and still always devoted to her family, not just Applejack. Same can be said for her mistakes in The Last Roundup, Over a Barrel, Pinkie Apple Pie, and Apple Family Reunion, although the former two were a bit more focused on her than the family overall.

It isn't that she's perfect (now that I think about it, she screwed up in Princess Twilight Sparkle Part 2, although that was rather rushed and kind of weird in general), but isn't allowed to do much without her family. And in general, all of her mistakes mostly surround her family. Although, thinking on it, her fall into being Discorded in The Return of Harmony Part 1 was all about her friends and self-reinforcing. But sadly those instances are still minor and always handled when she's not really the sole focus.

I think it's really just that her honesty makes her great for forcing other characters to face the truth or for granting exposition, but it can get in the way of her taking more of a direct protagonist role. At least not without really digging into what the truth means and that could be too dry and too over the heads of kids, depending on what they do with it. I dunno...

I think they need to examine her biases and her self-delusions a bit more. Everyone has them. Or do some individual friendship pair ups for particular plots more often. We rarely see AJ with just a few of her friends and more often when the whole Mane Six are there, but she shines the most when it's just a handful of them.

Hrmm...

Sorry, I word with my words too much. Word. :scootangel:

Recently I've been plot watching. Is that a bad thing..? I think I might be ruining the show for myself. :duck:

You mean on the Wiki? I've been doing that too. I don't mind spoilers so it matters little for me. It lets me know what to really look forward to at least. :pinkiehappy:

Not really. He was just on his way out really and got hassled by a group of Russians. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh. Well as long as Vladimir Putin doesn't get involved, he should be fine. :trollestia:

1983897

It's just a bit of a contrast. I'm used to displaying fake information, if any.

Fair enough. :heart:

My point is "getting slashed" sounds like self-mutilation :twilightoops:

Idiolect..? :duck:

Too much?

No. I'm just surprised you guessed what my predicament was. :twilightblush:

:pinkiegasp: I think that may have been after I joined...

I am pretty much a n00b. :facehoof:

So that's how you discovered that fandom :rainbowlaugh:

Pretty much...
-Hentai
-Yiff
-Clop
-Ponies
:pinkiehappy:

1983903 :ajbemused:

1983970

The true secret to saving everything. :rainbowlaugh:

It doesn't matter if you've got Duracell! :ajsmug:

*Realises that not be as funny to an American*

I think it's really just that her honesty makes her great for forcing other characters to face the truth or for granting exposition, but it can get in the way of her taking more of a direct protagonist role.

I agree with this. :yay:

Sorry, I word with my words too much. Word. :scootangel:

70% of the words I read on this site are probably yours. :pinkiesick:

You mean on the Wiki? I've been doing that too. I don't mind spoilers so it matters little for me. It lets me know what to really look forward to at least. :pinkiehappy:

No. I meant flank. :facehoof:

Oh. Well as long as Vladimir Putin doesn't get involved, he should be fine. :trollestia:

:rainbowlaugh:

1984004

It doesn't matter if you've got Duracell! :ajsmug:

*Realises that not be as funny to an American*

We have Duracell over here, but I'm assuming you're referring to some specific ad that I've never seen. :twilightsheepish:

No. I meant flank. :facehoof:

Oh. Then I'm just confused because that kind of plot never ruins anything. :yay:

1983903
I find it amusing someone with your username is saying that, since I can't help thinking of it as pounding fudge. Also, prostate massage is probably heavenly. I wouldn't know, sadly, though I can vouch for vibrator on vagina action 100%. :trollestia:

1984383

It's really just a euphemism for "motherfucker" of which also is a reference to my brief career as a confections tycoon.

Awww. I thought it meant you enjoyed fucking mothers. In the anus. :derpytongue2:

>Not sure what exactly this implies :applejackconfused:

I didn't think it implied anything, since I said it outright. I am perpetually in possession of a vagina that enjoys vibrators. :rainbowlaugh:


1984331

>On fanfiction site
>Hates reading

Logic has nothing to do with the artiste. :trollestia:

Not that Sexy Ass is one. :raritywink:

Wait, seriously? :rainbowhuh:

I was just joking, using a common theme :rainbowlaugh:

I wanna bro-hoof someone, but I'm not sure who. :duck:

I joined a year ago and I still feel like a noob. Don't worry about it. I think most people who joined after the fall of 2011 feel like n00bs, since that's when things really started moving :applejackunsure:

Is that when FiM got really popular? I only got sucked in recently but never paid attention to the exact timing of blast-off.

Also, I can't be a n00b. I'm way too 1337. :trollestia:

1985010
Ow. You have bested me. I'm ready to die now. :pinkiecrazy:

But first a few winks. Wake me when I'm dead. :ajsleepy:

1984038

Also, prostate massage is probably heavenly.

It is. :twilightsmile:

Oh. Then I'm just confused because that kind of plot never ruins anything. :yay:

Yeah, but I keep missing all the friendship and storyline because I'm too busy staring at asses. :raritydespair:

>On fanfiction site
>Hates reading

Sorry. :facehoof: My excuse is that people here are nice. :twilightblush:

Wait, seriously? :rainbowhuh:
I was just joking, using a common theme :rainbowlaugh:

Seriously. The problem was resolved, thanks to my friend.

:rainbowlaugh: It's a unique path to get here, I'll give you that. Far more interesting than my own.

Let's hear it then. :ajsmug: wait, wait, let me guess. You saw pony stuff on 4Chan. :rainbowlaugh:

1984523

Not that Sexy Ass is one. :raritywink:

:unsuresweetie:

I wanna bro-hoof someone, but I'm not sure who. :duck:

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1984523

Shots fired!

I don't get this! :raritycry:

1986053

:unsuresweetie:

You know I love you. I just make awful jokes sometimes. :rainbowkiss: :heart:

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(\ :trollestia:

Shots fired!

I don't get this! :raritycry:

... Oh that explains why I'm bleeding out. Huh. Wait, no. It's okay. Somehow I lived... :rainbowderp:

1985419

Nah, I'll just let you sleep.

Foreeeever! :pinkiecrazy:

Lies! I woke up! You're a phony! A big phony! :rainbowhuh:

1986005

It is. :twilightsmile:

I regret never being able to experience it but that's okay. I can just imagine it. :pinkiecrazy:

Yeah, but I keep missing all the friendship and storyline because I'm too busy staring at asses. :raritydespair:

Shhh, it's okay. Just keep staring. Eventually the plot will become part of the plot and you'll be able to plot your plots out. :ajsmug:

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