TMI Tuesday! 2/25/14 answers! · 2:20am Mar 26th, 2014
Hey guys! It’s been a while, but it’s now time for another TMI Tuesday! But guys...I am disappoint. Only four out of the whole one hundred and sixteen of you actually bothered to send me questions. And of those four, not all of you took advantage of the five question limit. You should all feel ashamed.
First up on the list, we have a Vengeful Spirit. He’s a sick, twisted individual with some pretty FREAK-y DEAK-y ideas about me.
I’m currently in the process of filing a restraining order.
1. Where did you first learn to masturbate and how long did you last?
In my bed, with a Playboy. I didn’t have a stopwatch on me, at the time, but I wasn’t a two-stroke joke, if you get my meaning.
What? You thought you’d embarrass me with this kind of question?
2. What was it like the first time you saw your mother naked?
>Implying I saw my mother naked.
Next up, we got AppleTank. I’d make a quip about Applejack in a bulky dress, but meh.
1. What is your opinion about our lord and savior Tom?
Tom?
Which one?
2. How's the weather?
Eh, okay, I guess. It recently snowed in my area, and that sucked. It’s pretty freaking cold for spring.
3. Any history behind your Username?
Crimson Star? It’s actually the name of my ponysona. He’s currently starring in one of my stories.
4. How old are you?
You shouldn’t ask a lady her age.
5. Do you like Waffles?
I say the exact same thing when I pick up the phone, and there’s a telemarketer on the other end.
And then there’s this ruffian, ARC190. I’d make a quip about his extra-circular activities, but I can’t get around the fact that his arc is worse than his bite. All one hundred and ninety of them.
1. If you met your gender changed OC, would you fuck it? and if so, how often?
Crimson Star’s female opposite? Scarlet Sun? Well, no. She’d be an arrogant bitch, and I wouldn’t be able to put up with her.
A Random Guy once submitted his questions to me. Wanna know how I responded?
1. What are some of the most embarrassing ointments/shampoos/illegal substances/etc right now in your bathroom (Can be located anywhere in there).
I’m too lazy to go down and check, sorry.
2. What's your biggest sexual guilty pleasure?
>Implying I feel guilty about sexual pleasure.
3. Kirk or Picard?
Kirk, if only for the reason that he would personally toss Wesley off his bridge.
4. What's your opinion of unneeded randomness?
It’s fun to organize afterwards. I love it.
5. Is there anything in your room you think you could fit into an orifice?
A key fits into a lock, and I got keys. By definition, it fits.
Hmm... reading through these answers you gave makes me wonder about your gender even though that's important at all in most cases...