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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 1 week
    Bot accounts not being deleted

    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

    I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

    2 comments · 68 views
  • 5 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

    Read More

    0 comments · 58 views
  • 14 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

    Read More

    3 comments · 95 views
  • 14 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

    1 comments · 58 views
  • 19 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

    0 comments · 52 views
Mar
23rd
2014

Triple entendre: · 3:47pm Mar 23rd, 2014

"Oh Doctor Frankenstein, make me a woman!"

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Comments ( 5 )

If you don't get it:

the speaker either wants to be given a female monster, desires a sex change, or wants to make sexy times with the good doctor

You're welcome.

1948893 *Grins* I laughed and then explained to my very confused friend.

Things like this are why I always look forward to your blog posts, they often make me laugh and they never fail to make me think.:pinkiesmile:

1948893
Or all three.

Think about it.

Now stop.

No, seriously, stop.

Oh... oh God. You... you are sick. I can't... I can't watch this. The depravity. The filth. :pinkiecrazy:

1949697 Good thing she... he... uh, they didn't say "Make me a pony!" :facehoof:

And it's pronounced Fronkenschteen!

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