Wanderer's Journey: In the bedroom...

Hey, I'm still alive! I even have proof!

Late at night, inside the palace.
"...........You know... this isn't the kind of thing I do for anypony..."

"Well? Can you do it!? Can you please do it?"

"*sigh* Fine... but only a little, okay?"

The male human got behind the pegasus filly and started by grabbing her shoulders and rubbing them gently. Then went further down her back and started preening her wings.

Suddenly, Pinkie kicks down the door and yells: "Alright, it's time for you two to get... out... of..." she stopped immediately as she saw who they were. Wanderer had stopped preening her wings and stared at Pinkie red faced, while Scootaloo held up the blankets nervously.

Pinkie started to look between Wanderer and Scootaloo nervously, "Um... am I interrupting something?"

With anger popping up like anime yelling, Wanderer angrily replies with: "No, Pinkie, you're just interrupting her massage!"

Scootaloo picked up a pillow and threw it at Pinkie, "G-Get out of here, you peeper!" Wanderer started handing her more pillows. Soon the barrage of pillows was too much for Pinkie, and she fled away from the door.

The next morning.

Wanderer walked into the main hall still red faced, along with a blushing Scootaloo.

"I heard what happened, are you two alright?" Dark Gambit asked quietly.

"You're not going to tell anyone about this, you got that!?" Scootaloo and Wanderer silently replied.

"Y-Yeah, I won't! Sorry!" Dark Gambit ducked under his hooves in fear of their combined rage.

"Hey, Scoots, why did ya sneak to Wanderer's room last night?" Applebloom approached.

Both of them fell over anime-style and replied synchronically, "JUST FORGET IT!"

Applebloom looked at Dark Gambit for an answer, but got a headshake no in response.

Sweetie Belle came in last with Pinkie and called out to Wanderer, "Hey, I hear you have a new girlfriend!"

Finally, they couldn't take it anymore. Scootaloo and Wanderer let out a battle cry and charged towards both of them at inhuman/pony speeds and chased them all over the castle. The End!

So why did I write a short story about Wanderer and Scootaloo in the middle of preening? Who knows... I feel uncomfortable taking such long breaks, I guess.