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The Sexy Assistant


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Mar
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Post 11 ~ March · 11:20am Mar 5th, 2014

March - 4th

10 followers in a week. Awesome. If not slightly depressing. I'm never going to get this story finished. Anyway, thanks for sixty! :heart:

I suppose I need to drop a few updates...

Gun club

This group is so cool. It was just a few days ago now that I remembered I was obsessed with firearms. :trollestia: Everything from commercial use hand guns all the way to 1,000 tonne artillery pieces and everything in between. If you to share a passion for all things explosive, I would strongly advise you join this group. :rainbowdetermined2:

I'll do an art blog some time soon. I've got a lot of stuff... Not enough of it is pony though... :duck:

That's about it. I won't do individual thanks any more. There's too many of you... :ajsleepy: Actually scrap that. I love my New friends very much; Nordenfelt, MuddyFudger and mrfett... and red. I can't have any favouritism though, you're all amazing. :heart:

Randomly plays the fiddle.

Wait... Is that Octavia..? :rainbowderp:

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Comments ( 120 )

My favorite kind of guns are sniper rifles and future weapons :rainbowkiss::heart:

1897987 Do you have a favourite sniper..? :duck: :heart:

1897989
You mean a person or a weapon?

1897993
I know. Sniper rifles have this thrill that you can kill someone who isn't even aware of the danger he is in.

Ohmigosh! A blog for my group!?

[Happiness Intensifies]

Hate to ruin the fun, but that's a fiddle in ze real episode.

Damn man. You are abnormally popular.
Congrats on 60. :pinkiehappy:

1897996 You can do that with any gun. > Implying suppressors. :heart:

1897993 Rifles in general are the best. It's just a fact. :rainbowdetermined2:

1898107
Yeah, you surely can hit someones head from a distance of over 300 meters with every gun *sarcasm end*

1898091 I really don't get it... :pinkiesick: I love you! :heart:

1898114 That's an exaggeration. :rainbowhuh:

I'll admit revolvers wouldn't manage it. Although if we took a generic rifle like any variant of the M16s you could easily get a headshot at that range with some optic enhancement. Shotguns with slugs can only manage an accurate range of 100m and with a suppressor it will loose a lot of it's range. Light machine guns are pretty decent, an M60 E4 might reach 1km accurate with optics.

Fuck it... you're right. :fluttercry: *Crawls into a hole and dies* :fluttershyouch:

1898123
You know how to treat a girl :rainbowkiss:
We're always right, even when we're wrong :rainbowlaugh:

1898131 I meant internally... but I don't deserve your pity either way... :fluttershbad:

(I thought it was kinky!)

1898146 *Braces for the apocalyptic train crash* :twilightoops:

1898146 If you zayzo... :pinkiesad2: *Chokes on pity* :rainbowwild: :heart:

1898149
1898155

I'm a girl. :facehoof: This is so fail....

1898157
Why did you lied to me? :(

1898159 ... because I'm an asshole... :fluttercry:

1898175
Who cares! I forgive you! I'm not someone to be angry for a long time :pinkiehappy:

1898161 It's okay... People deserve the truth... :ajsleepy: *Crawls deeper into the hole*

1898178 Thank you. Are little RP seems a bit irrelevant now... :twilightsheepish:

1898157 <_< RRcopter..is a girl :O

:raritydespair:* not sure if happy or sad.*

1898184 *our

I roleplay and as gay half-lizard half-imp on *a certain furry role playing site* Doesn't stop me from playing him. Roleplaying is my version of cosplaying, I get to be someone/something else that I can't be.

1898204
Cross that out and replace it with "definately" and we're talking.

girls+guns = hot.
girls + pony= "typical norm"
MLP:FIM fangirl + interest in guns= very hot. :trollestia:

We'll bang later k

1898223
I wonder what you want to say with that?

1898206 *Crosses fingers*

Please be happy, please be happy. :raritydespair:

1898232
both happy and sad.



Sad because you lied to me.

1898213 Thanks for being inspirational. I guess you're feeling better now.:ajsmug: :heart:

1898238

I was feeling bad? (or are you talking about my blog posts? Yes I still going through that stuff,but when I post on others blogs I like to respond to it on a clean slate.)

1898246 don't worry I'm missing a cup and a half of blood and I've only gotten a good 4 hours of sleep,you can take me.:twilightsheepish:

Just don't do anything sketchy :fluttercry:

1898223 Defo, babes. I'll tell you all about my collection. :rainbowkiss: :heart:

1898252 sweet.
1898254 I wish for many things.
Like the cup and a half of blood i scrubbed out of my cloths to be back in my bloodstream
That Honestly would become fun to write for again.
That Buffy the vampire slayer had an eighth season.
None of them concern me more then making sure someone who feels like a minority knows they are okay. I'm not really here...I mean my mind is..but soul and body-wise I'm still sacked out on my bed.

1898242 Okay. I'm glad you're happy to some extent. Outlook innit! :rainbowwild:

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