Oh, believe me...every word you're saying bounces off of me like a bullet proof vest... · 12:47am Mar 3rd, 2014
Dear Fellow Bronies, Pegasisters, and Readers,
So, I saw something really hilarious on my Story "Music in our Hearts," and I thought I should share what it is; So many bucking comments underneath the story, that have abso-bucking-lutely nothing to do with the story itself! It's so hilarious, because you know what they're about? The comments question my sanity! It's so funny, because we're all crazy! We just show it in different ways. My sanity level is what made my personality! This is to the people that recently discovered me and my stories; I'm not insane, I'm not on hallucinogens, and I'm NOT appreciating your behavior over someone who's got an imagination to die for. So, if you don't like me, too BUCKING BAD!!! You can hate all you want, but in the end, it's just like this blog post's title says; Every word you say bounces off of me like a bullet proof vest.
That's all for now! From,
Ian Lawrence DelValle (Music within us)
...*wipes away a tear* That sir, was beautiful :3
1889871 Thanks. Just felt like getting that off my chest, since it's amazing how nopony cares about your feelings before they say something.
1889871 And now, I think I feel able to continue working on "How I Met Derpy."
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Funny.
1889930 You're pulling a huge Twilight right now. And it's really funny to read.
1889938 Are you internet trolling?
1889938 Twilight Sparkle.
1889950 Purple Alicorn? Dark hair with a thick purple strand running down the bangs? One of the mane 6?
1889884 Just told son of bitches off. I feel happy :3
1889974 Yeah, I saw your comment, and then I looked back at the comments they said about me. I feel like shit. They called me autistic. I used to think I could take on any amount of mental damage but right now...I feel like rocking back and forth in a corner and crying. It's been so long since I ever cried, and I used to wish I could cry. Now, I just wish the joke about me having no tear glands was true. I...I need some alone time.
1889991 Look Music, people are cold, even people like us. But sometimes a little hate can form beautiful things. Me and Lowell became best friends because I left a hate comment on one of his stories.. Heck, I've left quite a few hate comments myself.. Sometimes I gain friendships on here from those... half of my followers and the people I follow came from one of my bad days...
What I'm trying to say here is, you have tons of talent, but like everyone, you need tons of practice. Writing isn't something that appears magically... Do you think Shakespeare never wrote a sentence in his life and then started writing his masterpieces?
1890024 You know what? You're right! If those shit-heads want to ruin my life with their snide remarks and their fucked up attitude, let them! It's only going to come back to them and bite them in the ass!
1890062 Bite them Very very very hard in the ass... And tie them up... and Spank them... *blinks* I mean, what. You didn't hear that..
1890071 Trust me, I've heard much...mush worse. *shivers*
1890071 What the........
1890180 ... *stares at* Don't pretend you didn't like what I said
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1890189 Listen bud that was messed up.
1890203 *grins at seductively* You like it
1890288 Not really. It just seems weird. Anyway I'm out (swings dimensional dagger) to the Adventure verse I go!
1890308 -tacklehugs him- nope :)
1890351 uses the whirlwind sprint shout sending me into the portal.
1890362 ..Damn
1890395 dimensional chat opened. "What was that about anyway. Doesn't seem like you."
1890411 My evil twin took over my soul and possessed my speech...
1890439 Well I'm opening the portal to get back, but try to restrain her in yo mind.
If you don't care then why make a blog?
Meh. The story was OK so I liked and faved. What people fail to see is that the level of description used DOES NOT MATTER- it only matters that the author keeps it consistent. And you did that.
It read more like a biography or liner notes to me.
SIDE NOTE: Bulletproof vests bounce off of everyone. It's physics.
Unless you mean the words bounce off because YOU ARE WEARING A BULLETPROOF VEST- which would still be wrong, because bulletproof vests work because they ABSORB the impact and spread out the kinetic force using nanowoven kevlar thread. If the bullet bounced off, it would transfer all of the kinetic energy into one spot and turn your insides to a bloody Italian Wedding Soup.
1890645 Metaphor. Not being literal.
1890645 Nerd.
Go screw yourself.
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Even so, your basis of comparison for the metaphor was wrong. I'm not trying to insult you, I'm trying to help you not make a ass of yourself so these jackaases have less fucking ammo to use against you.
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That's not physically possible.
However, I can put my dick into a glass of water and suck it up like an elephant.
1894071 First of all, please don't let this blow up in my face like the last argument that happened in a comments section.
Second of all, eww. TMI bro.
1894071 For some it is
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Ooh, so you don't want me to express my opinion so I don't hurt your feelings? Isn't somebody a special flower.
I brake for no man.
1895955 That's not what I meant. I meant that this comment was based off of an issue that got started with a simple comment involving something I said.
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Any that is relevant to what I was zaying how?