TOAPTRW (Take Over Antarctica and the Penguins to Rule the World) · 3:05am Feb 25th, 2014
Ok, so...... If you were brought here by the thread posted in The Shameless Self-Promotion Bureau, don't read this:
Ok, this account is just a cover-up for our master plan. Me and my friend Derpy 1 are planning to take over Antarctica and take control of all the penguins minds. Then, we lead our army of penguins to North America. We take that over and move on from there until we take over Australia. We plan to take over the minds of everyone with this: 
(A Big Mac. No, not the big red one!)
It is said to have some pink goo in it. After running some tests, me, Derpy 1, Penguin 1, and Penguin 2 have come to a conclusion. This goo has the powers to control minds, and that's why Mc Donalds is still in business. We plan to buy a million Big Macs to take over the world! But, we need some help. With only two humans on board so far, we don't have enough brain power to figure out how to make the mind control goo make people want us and the penguins to be their leaders. Any ideas?
So, anyone willing to help will be appreciated! Click here.
You know, one of my friends had this same idea (not the Big Mac red goo mind control, but taking over Antarctica and the penguins). You may have some competition...
Also, how do we know you aren't being mind-controlled right now and attempting to convince us to buy Big Macs? roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/inquisitive.png
1871927 1. Can you direct me to this friend so we may colab?
2. Well, I'M not controlled because I've never had a Big Mac, but we are working on an antidote for people who want to work with us...
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1. He's not exactly a brony...
And he pretty much likes to work alone...
I'll see what I can do.
2. I see...
Once I get hold of a lab here at MIT, I'll analyze the compound straight away!