Why you no like me? Oh ya I da noob. · 1:01am May 14th, 2012
I sit at my desktop, hammering out the latest chapter of Kingdom War so I can post it and bring joy and bunnies and Rainbows and joy and happiness and joy to bronies everywhere. Why do I do this...? I post it and look at my ratings. My eyeballs roll around on the floor and my jaw drops in sheer amazement at my total awesomeness. I have 140 views!!! I turn a cartwheel and squee with pride. I'm making headway, I can sense it! I'm up there with the big guys! I click over to one of my favorite stories, and notice that AbsoluteAnonymous has only 240. Only 240! 240... wait, does that say... comments? I drive a spoon into my heart, painfully aware of the fact that I have only 8 comments on my story. Only 8. And, oh yeah. 4 of them are mine. Why do I do this...?