The Game: answers · 6:06pm Feb 10th, 2014
Even though nobody played it, I still feel obligated to give out the results to the game. At least is was fun for me to write. If anything, I was wondering how well I could translate seeing a move being done into writing it.
1. Skull Crushing Finale, The Miz
"The intruder shifted around as soon as his first priority was pacified and dodged the haymaker that was heading right for the back of his head. The blow barely missed him. He shot his right hoof up and caught the guard at the pit. Using the momentum of the attack against him, Mr. Beelzebub reared and slipped right behind his aggressor, snuck his left hoof around the guard’s front- left leg, and then locked the two behind his head.
Both rearing, the victim struggled in the full nelson position. The poor guard who had broken into Commander Stronghelm's office was not ready to brace for impact as the impersonator slipped his bottom hoof out and swept his legs.
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2. Van Terminator; Rob Van Dam
"In one bound, he scaled the desk. In his next step, he shifted the steel chair in front of him and then dove with his back hooves first into it. The chair, being blasted into the poor private’s face with the added force of the diving assailant behind the chair-turned-snowboard, hit him with enough force to eject him from his seat."
3. Trouble in Paradise: Kofi Kingston
" It ran forward, jumped to its back hooves, twisted and curved itself to become horizontal, and in one swift motion, stuck its back leg out.
Just by following the rules of momentum, the limb flew like an axe onto the side of the disoriented guard’s face, completely turning him around and leaving him sprawled out on the ground."
4. Superman Punch: Roman Reigns
"He reappeared beside the shooter, diving into him with his hoof wound back tight, and let the blow loose. The poor soldier, being subjected to tunnel vision after focusing down the sights of his weapon for too long, could not brace himself for the blow that connected with the side of his head, knocking half of his teeth out, shattering his jaw, and sending him straight to dreamland."
5. CodeBreaker Chris Jericho
"Tuxedo Mask made it to the top floor, blowing through a guard who stood between him and the door labeled “ROOF ACCESS” by grabbing him on the head then curling up, causing the pony to fall forward underneath all of the weight, and then breaking his collarbone as Tuxedo Mask’s knees kicked up went into his shoulders"
6. Cobra: Santino Marella
"The enigma, with his right hoof, struck straight out at his opponent. Moving like a cobra’s poisonous bite, the white hoof struck Indra right in his trachea."
7. Go To Sleep: CM Punk
"Disoriented and weak, he could not do anything but struggle as the white intruder reared, grabbed him, placed him across his shoulders like a firepony carrying someone, lifted him over his head, dropped him, and at the same time brought his rising knee up to meet his falling head. The pegasus, after the impact of the rising knee on his falling chin, stood straight up on his back hooves and lazily fell flat onto his back, promptly going to sleep."
8. Diamondcutter Diamond Dallas Page
"Just to explode upwards with an unanticipated jump. Tuxedo mask fought back up and back-flipped over the soldier while still grabbing his hoof. With a mighty tug, he turned the pegasi around, grabbed his head and kicked his legs out, allowing gravity to send both of them straight to the ground and knocking out the last soldier."
The only other blogpost I will be doing in regards to this story will be a debriefing styled story recap when the story is over. The next chapter will be up shortly.