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  • 403 weeks
    It's been a while.

    It's been a pretty long time since I've done anything with this account. A lot of what I wrote back in the day was top tier cringe, and as I grew, I came to realize that. The name for this account is a bit shit, too, tbh. But my deepest regret was letting this account rot, and telling no one that I was going to leave. I guess as time went on, I grew in terms of maturity, and looking back at this,

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  • 530 weeks
    I made a one-shot involving Fluttershy and Seabreeze!

    . It's 5,000 words, so it's a pretty long read, but I do believe that it's the first kind of pairing that's ever been done! I'm the father of a pairing! Hopefully... :/

    Anywho, when it's out I hope you like it!

    Story Name: It's Sometimes Easy Being Breezies

    Cover Art:

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  • 532 weeks
    Infinity Ward admits that COD players aren't real gamers. (I'm laughing my ass off. Lel.)


    I'm not attacking COD players, but Infinity Ward sure is. I, myself, stopped being a fan of COD after Call of Duty 3 (The original, not MW3), but I never got into any internet fights, because, let's be honest, it's plain childish.

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  • 534 weeks
    Mares' Night Out is going to have an extra chapter either today or tomorrow.

    After unexpectedly getting a lot of free time on my hands, I decided to spend it writing. I also decided that I'm going to write a bonus chapter for 'Mares' Night Out' along with hopefully finishing 'Generic High School Bus Driver Pops Up In Equestria', a comedy one-shot that I had planned out. If I finish both of them within my schedule, still having some free time, I will start writing some

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  • 535 weeks
    Update blog.

    Well, I haven't exactly been on, but I have myself a good reason why. Family troubles. I'll leave it at that. Anywho, that's not why I'm making this blog. The story "Fruit of The Bloom", I've decided, is going to be a one-shot. After some heavy thinking, alcohol consumption, brain farts, forgetfulness, all of the above, etc... I've decided. I've finally decided. I may change my mind

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Comments ( 16 )

Nuff' said. :moustache:

1799352 He's doing his best...:applejackunsure:

1799994 I like you. You're funny. :twilightsmile:

1800796 I feel this is awkward now. Er... :applejackunsure:

1800879 Let's make it more awkward, shall we?:pinkiecrazy:

*hugs you and smells your hair*


1800883 *Decides that this is the right amount of awkward* :rainbowdetermined2:

1801117 lol:rainbowlaugh:

Are you sure you don't want more...?:pinkiecrazy:

1801157 YES! :flutterrage:

Cover me head to toe in your awkwardness! :yay:

1801261 Ok!:pinkiehappy:

*I slowly wrap my arms around you and pull you close. I start to rock you back and forth slowly, rubbing the back of your head. I pull you head next to mine and lick your ear*

How's that, baby...?

1801292 (This may go terribly wrong, or terribly right. oh well, I'll go along with it and hope for the best... :unsuresweetie:)

*Shudders at this new, invasive feeling.*

P-please... no... *Voice is weak*

(Oh god, what am I doing?! It's too late! I must continue! :flutterrage:)

1801311 (lol)

Heh, you're funny...

1801324 *Puts on puppy dog face, saying weakly in a random British accent*

Please, sir... may I have some more...? :fluttershysad:

(I'm worried for the future... oh well, I'll go back in time with me delorean time machine if it gets too bumpy of a road for me to traverse. :trollestia:)

1801332 (I can't even...:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:)

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