• Member Since 7th Oct, 2013
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TheSheepMaster

I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

TheSheepMaster Joined 7th Oct, 2013 · Offline

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  • 534 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

    8 comments · 384 views

  • 534 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

    The paragraphs

    Looked
    Like
    This

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    25 comments · 501 views

  • 534 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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    6 comments · 481 views

  • 534 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

    5 comments · 496 views

  • 534 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

    Read More

    22 comments · 461 views
Feb
1st
2014

Philosophy, Life, and Corndogs: Where You Stand on the Big Issues. · 4:28pm Feb 1st, 2014

What do you freaking believe, peoples? I want twelve paragraph comments about how I should convert to Islam, become an athiest, marry a nun, or buy grape jelly instead of strawberry. I want to know where you stand on politics, and why you stand on politics. Whether you think one door closing opens another or if you lock all your doors at night.

I want to know if you prefer hotdogs to bratwurst, think Hitler x Mother Theresa should be a thing, or if you like poodles more than Rottweilers. These are the things I've gotta know, peoples.

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Comments ( 33 )
Surry
Surry #2 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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This I like. :twilightsmile:

Surry
Surry #7 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1782983 You asked for twelve paragraphs, and I gave the opposite. No paragraphs.

TheSheepMaster
TheSheepMaster #8 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1782985

Oh. You should have given me -12 paragraphs.

Surry
Surry #9 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1782987 -Twelve paragraph comment-

Surry
Surry #11 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783044 Is that what you were looking for? :trollestia:

Alicornium
Alicornium #13 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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This

is

a

12

paragraph

comment.

I

hope

you

are

very

happy.

TheSheepMaster
TheSheepMaster #14 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783083

That

Is

Stretching

This

Thing

Out

To

A

Weird

Level.

Alicornium
Alicornium #15 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783087 Don't

fight

it.

Just

accept

it.

appledash is best ship

TheSheepMaster
TheSheepMaster #16 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783092

F:yay:k your OTP and your ridiculously tiny letters. If I didn't have perfect vision I never would have noticed. :trollestia:

TheSheepMaster
TheSheepMaster #17 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783092

You know what really sucks? The fact that you're right. :ajsleepy::rainbowwild:

Alicornium
Alicornium #18 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783102 alright i see how it is, bud.

Appledash is still the fucking best ship. K?

TheSheepMaster
TheSheepMaster #19 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783111

You gonna finish that?

Alicornium
Alicornium #20 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783115 I guess you didn't highlight it.

TheSheepMaster
TheSheepMaster #21 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783119

I don't have to. This is an iPad. I can just zoom in on that crap.

TheSheepMaster
TheSheepMaster #23 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783119

The best f:scootangel:king ship, huh?

Alicornium
Alicornium #24 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783130
1783122
1783120
Triple comment is bast comment. :trollestia:

Alicornium
Alicornium #26 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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1783133 <3 They are the besst

HyperBlossom7
HyperBlossom7 #30 · Feb 1st, 2014 · · ·
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I don't do politics, period. Now chocolate, I do. I love chocolate :pinkiecrazy:

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