Friendship is Card Games: Three's a Crowd · 3:11pm Jan 26th, 2014
I am going to go on the record as saying that if, for some reason, you didn't like yesterday's episode, then you hate fun. And now, in honor of the spirit of chaos, some disjointed thoughts:
One set of tracks. Two trains moving in opposite directions, arriving within minutes of one another. Did this bother anyone else?
Everyone looking at Rarity expectantly when Discord asks for a fainting couch. 
Is it just me, or would Dash have been the perfect choice to nurse Discord? After all, she's already blue. She'd probably be immune.
I sincerely appreciated Discord questioning how close Twilight and Cadence could be. I've largely gotten over the grievances I expressed in "Wedding Bells of Velis Vel," but the alicorn-and-big-brother-out-of-nowhere thing still irks me a little.
Dat. Musical. Number. Gilbert and Sullivan tier patter song. (Though I admit, I may be exaggerating.)
Sunpetal Grove is canon. As is Dune. The verdict is still out on whether Twilight's name is a killing word.
I do believe Discord was trying to troll us. "You didn't really expect Twilight's MacGuffin this early in the season, did you? Especially not from me."
Right, enough of that. Let's get to the cards:
Quarantine W
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature's activated abilities can't target anything except enchanted creature.
2W: Attach Quarantine to target creature.
Used Furniture Sale 1W
Sorcery
Each player puts an artifact card from his or her graveyard onto the battlefield.
"It's amazing how lazy some ponies can be. A little love, a little knee grease, the occasional complete reconstruction, and this stuff can be as good as new!"
—Pinkie Pie, Bearer of Laughter
Bubble of Health 2W
Enchantment
Spells and abilities you don't control can't cause you to lose life except by dealing damage to you.
"When you're married to the greatest shieldmage of his generation, you pick up a thing or two."
—Cadence, Princess of Serenity
Accidental Benevolence UU
Instant
Counter target spell. If a spell is countered this way, its controller may draw up to two cards.
Discord truly has embraced his reformation, and subconsciously sabotages his more malicious machinations.
Blue Flu 1U
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue and gets -3/-0.
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a nonblue creature, put a token that's a copy of Blue Flu onto the battlefield attached to that creature.
The most contagious disease that never existed.
Enticing Distraction 2U
Instant
Change the target of each spell and ability to target permanent if able. Until end of turn, that permanent gains "While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, players must choose this permanent if able."
"Ooh, a floaty thing!"
—Pinkie Pie, Bearer of Laughter
Traveling Museum 2U
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Traveling Museum
(2u)(2u): Draw a card.
"Glass of Water" 3UU
Enchantment — Song
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a verse counter on "Glass of Water".
3UU, Sacrifice "Glass of Water": Search target opponent's library for any number of nonland permanent cards with total converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of verse counters on "Glass of Water" and put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
Revolving Development 3UU
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls.
Chaotic 1UU (You may cast this spell for its chaotic cost. If you do, choose its targets at random.)
Discord always makes an unforgettable entrance.
Quality Time 3UUU
Sorcery
Take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, permanents you control have hexproof and spells you cast can't be countered by spells or abilities.
After the blue flu debacle, Twilight decided to make more time for her sister-in-law.
Exploit Kindness 2B
Instant
If another player would gain life this turn, you gain that much life instead.
"I admit, there are some perks to this whole 'friendship' thing. And yet ponies get so testy whenever I use them. Strange."
—Discord
Chaos Sneeze 1R
Sorcery
Kicker 0
Destroy a nonenchantment permanent at random. If Chaos Sneeze was kicked, that permanent's controller may put a permanent card in his or her hand onto the battlefield.
"Gesundheit."
—Pinkie Pie, Bearer of Laughter
Aegean Ski Infantry 3R
Creature — Goat Soldier
Snow landwalk
Tap an untapped snow Mountain you control: Aegean Ski Infantry gains flying until end of turn.
Alpine warfare is rarely called for in the Marediterranean, but with Discord bound only by promises, the goats feel they can't be too careful.
2/2
Preservation Society 2G
Enchantment
1G: Choose a creature type. Regenerate target creature if it's the only creature of that type on the battlefield.
"The rarer a creature is, the more protection it deserves."
—Fluttershy, Bearer of Kindness
Epic Pluck 4GGG
Sorcery
Put target land on top of its owner's library.
Storm
"Of course the flower's the size of a tree. Why would I expect Discord to ask me to do something simple?"
—Princess Twilight Sparkle
Megaton Spoon 1
Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature gets +3/+3.
Equip 5
The armories of chaos are stocked with the improbable, the absurd, and the unexpected.
Chariot of Chaos 2
Artifact — Equipment
Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose an untapped creature defending player controls at random. If that creature can block equipped creature, equipped creature can't be blocked except by that creature this combat.
Equip 3
Singing Harp 4
Artifact
2, T: You may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Seeing her astounds. Hearing her inspires.
Crystal Express 6
Artifact Creature — Construct
Trample
Whenever Crystal Express attacks, it gains hexproof until end of turn.
Designed to punch through the worst the Frozen North can throw at it, and to emerge from those obstacles without a single scratch.
4/3
Vacation (wu)
Sorcery
Exile target creature with three time counters on it. If that card doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Wurm Pox W(br)
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature or planeswalker
Wither
Enchanted permanent's activated abilities can't be activated.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Wurm Pox deals 1 damage to enchanted permanent.
Thinking Tree GU
Creature — Plant
Defender
Whenever Thinking Tree blocks, draw a card.
"Is it a tree where I do my thinking, or is it a tree that thinks? Answer: yes."
—Discord
0/3
Snaretongue Tatzlwurm 3(rw)G
Creature — Wurm
Reach
Whenever Snaretongue Tatzlwurm blocks or becomes blocked a creature with flying, Snaretongue Tatzlwurm gains first strike until end of turn.
Most tatzlwurms are content to gnaw on the roots of sunpetal flowers. Some are more adventurous.
3/4
It's "Gesundhoof" in the song...
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Bah. It translates to "good health" and I see no reason to ponify it.
Storm special rule? I forgot how that works for Epic Pluck.
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See here.
Note to the future: The link on the card was added after (and because of) Whiteeyes's comment. Also, did they ever manage to make eye-wearable computers that didn't look stupid?
1765385 Closest they've gotten is Google Glass 4 in 2033.
1765270 Fair enough.