I can't write poems, but I can bacon. That's all I need! · 2:40pm Jan 20th, 2014
Bacon all around I see;
From far to near to close to me.
In the air and in the sea;
Bacon all around I see.
In the fire, in the smoke;
Save me with this meat-grease-rope.
I climbed a mountain up the slopes,
And I found bacon there in groups.
Bacon here and bacon there;
I see bacon everywhere.
It's around me all the time;
There's bacon in the home of mine.
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon;
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.
Put all my effort into raking,
This glorious stuff that is my bacon.
Ooooh, Daniel-san. You too much bacon.
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Yeah. I don't even know.
....Umm........
The fact that I'm a vegetarian and a semi-good poet makes this awkward...
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It would, wouldn't it?
1740778 Yes, of course