May
7th
2012
Next in the Sideboard of Harmony · 3:57pm May 7th, 2012
My Little Praetor, My Little Praetor,
Ahh ahh ahh AGHHH
My Little Praetor.
I used to wonder why my flesh should be.
My Little Praetor.
Until you all flensed its burden from me.
Smelting metal.
Billions dead.
Destroying your wills.
IT NEEDS MORE HEADS!
Doing science, it's an easy feat
And oil makes it all compleat, yeah!
My Little Praetor.
Don't you know that we will all become one?
My Little Praetor: Progress is Viral
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FanOfMostEverything · 598 views
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I sang this on a livestream randomly.
I love it, I've always been partial to the Machine Orthodoxy
Phyrexians?
Phyrexians!?
Well shit...
102831 It's not like this is the first time I've done a song parody. Remember Pinkie's take on Gilbert and Sullivan?
102880 I hope you did a suitably blood-curdling scream for the AGHHH.
103065 Here, have a unrelated card:
Rarity, Grand Synthesist 4WW
Legendary Creature — Unicorn Praetor
Vigilance
Artifact and enchantment spells you cast cost 2 less to cast.
Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost 2 more to cast.
"Norn's ideals are laudable, but her methods are hopelessly crude. Phyrexia must be a tapestry, not a crazy quilt."
103256 It's not quite as bad as you think. Bad, yes, but not quite that much.
Suddenly I want to actually sing this with you and shout Vorinclex's line.
103540 I didn't do it very loud, but my normal singing voice is bloodcurdling enough. Does that count?
103789 Sure, why not?
>>FanOfMostEverything
Thanks. Heh, I can just imagine Rarity complaining/whining about the Orthodoxy's choice in porcelain and bloody flesh/muscle.
This.
So awesome. :D
Such a shame I can't favourite blog posts, though. Either way, PHYREXIA YES.