Awwww yis. New Year in![NSFW] · 6:42am Jan 1st, 2014

HOLY HELL.

HOLY HELLZ ON EARTH.

2014? Really? What the utter fuck. I mean. What. Just.... What. Who'd thunk it? I actually got this far. I'm actually in my 20th year on earth. Wow. It's a rather humbling feeling. Being this far ahead in my life, with such a successful lifestyle, I feel rather proud to begin the new year. And to be quite honest, I have quite the handful of people to give thanks to.

Midnight Dancah: Jesús Cristo, chica. 2013 would've been one rough year if I hadn't known ya. You are one BIG inspiration to my continued existence, and I sincerely hope you keep rockin' on!

Raelcun(Nuclear)(Kaldanor): You're just one awesome dude. You're a hilarious man, and a great friend. Keep on, keeping on!

The Sarcastic British Inquisition: Just like Rael, you are one danged awesome friend. It can be tiring, keeping up with your constant sarcasm, but it's been worth it. Feliz Año Nuevo!

Harmless Toilet Paper: Just a great guy to hang out with, and an awesome friend. Keep it up, mate!

That Faggot: u are 1 fuking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
Love you ;3

Temperance: You are one awesome dude. Don't you forget it!

There are probably some others, and they'll probably get mad at me for not including them, but I'm way too drunk to remember, so FUCK IT.

2014!
HERE
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