The Anon and the Scorpio · 3:31am Dec 13th, 2013
One day Anon was sitting at home reading his newspaper when Scorpio came inside.
"Anon, get me a glass of water."
Anon looked over the paper at her. "Nope, you’re just going to be an asshole again and knock it down. GTFO."
Scorpio looked at him with wide eyes and sniffled. "But Anon, I’m thirsty! That doesn’t make any sense, if I knock it down I can’t drink it."
Anon thought about it. Maybe Scorpio would be less of an bitch if she wasn’t thirsty. "Fine, I’ll get it." He went to the kitchen and brought out a glass of water.
She knocked it over, as we have seen.
After he finished cursing at her, Anon asked Scorpio, "Why’d you do that? Now I have to clean up after your shit and you don’t get anything to drink."
Scorpio said, "Because it’s my nature you faggot."
That’s when Anon took off his shoe and beat her with it until she ran out of his house.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Scorpio is a giant cunt.
