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nomdepony


I am a horrible person.

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  • 527 weeks
    Submitting a new story

    If you followed me due to Shackled Stallions in the Solar Seraglio or are a half-way decent person, it is unlikely you'll enjoy this one.

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  • 542 weeks
    The Anon and the Scorpio

    One day Anon was sitting at home reading his newspaper when Scorpio came inside.

    "Anon, get me a glass of water."

    Anon looked over the paper at her. "Nope, you’re just going to be an asshole again and knock it down. GTFO."

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  • 630 weeks
    New cover image, synopsis for Shackled Stallions in the Solar Seraglio

    So I changed the synopsis to something a little less humdrum,
    and created a little cover image. Crappyunicorn on DA was
    nice enough to let me use her Canterlot wallpaper
    as a backdrop for my take on the classic Harlequin cover.

    On the back:

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    1 comments · 506 views
  • 631 weeks
    What Nice Weather, Great Day For A New Spell!

    It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, and the sun shone brightly as it beamed through the library's windows onto the busy ponies inside. Twilight Sparkle finished reading her scroll. "Okay girls, that's it. Get ready to watch as I show you my new spell!"

    Rainbow Dash applauded. "Go, Twilight! I can't wait to see these strange new worlds you've been talking about."

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    2 comments · 476 views
  • 632 weeks
    New story brewing

    So I have 4k words of unedited crap written. I'm talking to a few pre-readers, so
    it might be beaten into shape within the next two weeks or so. Stuck it on my
    tumblr, but no one gave a shit.

    It's a little different from Shackled Stallions of the Solar Seraglio - that
    one was more of a joke brought on by discussions with an editor about

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Mar
21st
2012

New story brewing · 7:03am Mar 21st, 2012

So I have 4k words of unedited crap written. I'm talking to a few pre-readers, so
it might be beaten into shape within the next two weeks or so. Stuck it on my
tumblr, but no one gave a shit.

It's a little different from Shackled Stallions of the Solar Seraglio - that
one was more of a joke brought on by discussions with an editor about
bad erotic writing (namely mine) mixed with a joke from Questionable Content.

I was extremely pleased with how people responded to that story. I only wish
the artist I commissioned to draw a romance novel cover for it hadn't flaked out
so I could submit it to EQD.

This is more of an OC adventure series - hey, wait, where are you all going?

So anyways, it's an AU set roughly 50 years past S1 featuring a pony conman and his
female human bodyguard. I'm going for something like some of the earlier
Conan stories with more humor or the tales of Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser.

There's a few stories about them I want to tell, so if people enjoy it I may do
another. I've even been working on a way to make my first pony fic less
of a pile of unmitigated shit, so it may horrify people on Fimfiction who have
'View Mature' turned on one of the days.

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Comments ( 5 )

Sounds interesting.should make the female an R63 self insert and ship them both with Rainbow Dash who is an immortal pegacorn.

38943
That's a nice subtle way of saying "Go fuck yourself", or am I misreading things on the internet again?

39579

Not at all. I'd actually love to read it.

It was just a bit of playing up on when you said "This is more of an OC adventure series - hey, wait, where are you all going?".

Peeps always assume the worst about humans and OCs.

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Yep, misreading things again. Sorry then.

I frankly can't blame them, to be honest.
The worst non-trollfics I have read revolved around those things.

40097

But they are awesome when done "right".

And no worries. I expect to be misread. Text is poor at conveying irony or sarcasm. But I just can't stand to post nothing but bland literal statements.

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