Nov
27th
2013
Curse you boredom, curse you! · 1:00am Nov 27th, 2013
Standing outside a door for hours waiting for the Princess to finish whatever it is she's doing is rather boring.
"Oh stop complaining, you practically begged for that job."
Go organize some files or something!
"I did that already."
Well... Go flirt with Luna or something.
"Shut up."
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I have a question for all of you, what are your top five ships? I'll start.
1. Twilight x Trixie.
2. Tom x Bloomberg.
3. TP x Stiggerzz.
4. Octavia x Vinyl.
5. Angel x a fiery pit of hell.
How about you, Silver?
"Our brother x Twilight."
Low blow.
"So was the Luna thing."
Touché.
How about you ponies?
top ships
1. Octavia x Twilight
2. Roseluck x Minuette
3. TP x Stiggy
4. Twidash
5. princest is wincest.
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I was gonna put Princest, but I don't feel like getting fired.
"Don't get fired, I don't feel like having to support you."
Shut up, Silver.
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yeah. Shut up, Silver.
Top ships:
1) The Titanic
2) The Jackdaw (From ACIV)
3) A Greek trireme
4) Sweden's stealth battleship
5) The Millennium Falcon
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... Bravo.
"I like this guy!"
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And my top 5 character x character "ships":
1) Twixie
2) TwiLuna
3) Fluttermac
4) Red and black alicorn OC x anypony and everypony. (Joking.)
5) Discolight
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Huzzah for Twixie!
I sound like an idiot, but what is "Discolight"?
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Discord x Twilight
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Oh... I knew that.
"No you didn't."
Oh shut up.
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I'm glad I wasn't made Paladin now. It seems like they split you into two personalities inside the same mind. Sounds painful.
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No, this is my brother. I said it in my last blog post.
"Yeah, TP is too boring to have multiple personalities."
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Oh, okay. They designated fake TP as "Brother."
But still, sounds like it hurts.
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What makes it sound like it hurts?
"Maybe because I have to deal with you and that hurts my intelligence?"
Go flirt with Luna.
"Stop bringing that up, damn it!"
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What about having your conscience ripped into two DOESN'T sound like it hurts?
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Mainly the part where it is mental not physical. But I meant having a brother, how does that sound like it hurts?
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Physical violence hurts.
And still. Having what makes you, well, you, torn in two with one half discarded, while some random guy shows up to fill the empty space. That would hurt too.
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Well when you put it like that, it sounds incredibly painful.
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Yeah. It kinda does. I think something similar happens near the middle-end part of Breaking Twilight