Sometimes... · 10:54pm Sep 10th, 2014

Sometimes, I make sarcastic remarks or give my opinions on what characters should do when I watch shows alone.
Sometimes, I think about how people would react if I died. Then I realize they'd all probably celebrate. So I vow to outlive all of them so they have to deal with me. Woo.
Sometimes, I feel completely and utterly worthless. I feel like I'm just an annoyance to everyone and I'd be better off dead. Then I think, "Pff, I'm the best person to ever live. It'd be a crime to remove me from this life!" And I feel all happy. Thanks, narcissism!
Sometimes, I write really long blog posts, and then accidentally close the window and have to rewrite said blog post, but it's different because I can't remember all that I'd written.
Sometimes, I want to post a blog about my feelings to just let everything out. Then a little voice says to me, "No one wants to read that junk. Continue not caring about anything and making jokes about everything!" So I decide to make a blog that I think is funny, but no one else seems to, instead of expressing myself.
Sometimes, I like to lay on my back, put my legs and arms into the air and pretend I'm a plant.

Sometimes, I make references to some of my favorite shows and no one understands them. And it's awkward for everyone.
Sometimes, I throw my hands up into the air, saying "Ay oh!"
Sometimes, I don't finish things that I proba
Sometimes, I write really long things like this with a lot of jokes in it, then get nervous that no one will read the whole thing and my jokes will go unnoticed.
Sometimes, I like to write a story in my head and then I think, "Wow, that's a great story, I should actually write this." That is usually at three in the morning when I have school in a few hours, so I never get to write it.
Sometimes, I think about burning my school down so that I don't have to go. Then I realize that I'll probably just be sent off to a school in a different town and that it'd be worse than simply going to school.
Sometimes, I make really funny jokes, but I'm all alone so I end up laughing really loudly like some kind of madman.
Sometimes, I make long blogs about things I do sometimes that no one probably cares about.
Sometimes, I decide I need to end a blog.