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twow443


I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

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  • 426 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 2

    Read the full riff here!

    Don't forget to leave comments! They help!

    0 comments · 627 views
  • 445 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 1

    Let’s get something out right now. Do NOT expect me to get through this entire story. It’s not happening.
    Now then...
    A while back a Skype group of mine had a shit-fit over this story, and I was really curious as to why. After putting it off for a while, I finally decided to start.
    I have no idea what happens in this story, and I didn’t read the one before it. Not going to either.

    Read More

    2 comments · 573 views
  • 468 weeks
    So there's a thing coming up.

    Yeah, you know how my best friend and I have been riffing a lot lately? Well...what if I told you that riffing in general is a thing that a group of friends of mine are trying to start up again? Cool? Yeah, I thought so. Well, what if I said that YOU can help?

    I can already see your minds spinning with ideas.

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    2 comments · 624 views
  • 475 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle!

    So because we haven’t done enough foalcon in these riffs, how about some more!
    (Foalcon is just the best, isn’t it friend?)
    I hate humanity.
    (I know twow. I know.)
    Today’s story is called Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle! And I’m not telling who the other character is, it’ll be a surprise.

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    0 comments · 553 views
  • 476 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: An Evening With His Favorite Princess

    Ah, foalcon. The closest legal thing to child pornography.
    (Foalcon is your favorite thing ever to riff, isn’t it twow?)
    Bite me. Either way, today’s story is called An Evening With His Favorite Princess. No points for guessing who it has in it.
    (Spoiler alert, it’s Pip and Luna.)
    Prepare your blast shields.

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    0 comments · 456 views
Nov
27th
2013

twow Riffs: Luna Gets Her Button Mashed · 12:51am Nov 27th, 2013

I love video games. There’s nothing more fun than just escaping into another realm for a while and being someone else. I can say though, that I’ve never heard about gaming used an excuse to have sex.
That changed today.
Today’s story is called Luna Gets Her Button Mashed, and for once with the OC, does NOT have him boning his mother. That does not mean that this will be a fun read.
Oh, and there’s more chapters incoming. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Prepared? Good. Let’s get started.

Read the full riff here.

(Leaves all of the comments? You are my friend.)

NSFW: Clop, Vulgar language ,OOC, Video Games and the breaking of a cervix.

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Comments ( 2 )

Well, that was worse than when I read it. I saw more than I did the first time.
Enjoyable riff, though.

Also, Button Mash is a background pony, not an OC.
Not that that makes it any better. :facehoof:

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