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Armalite

I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

Armalite Joined 19th Feb, 2012 · Offline

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  • 490 weeks
    My birthday

    Yeah, it's today. I'm 18 now, I can go die for my country, vote, and get some chick pregnant, all in the same day! I can watch R rated movies, too!

    2 comments · 516 views

  • 497 weeks
    Spooky

    It's spooky month and to celebrate I'm busting out the Zombie Deimos and the new name. Also a chapter update for Living Like a Princess, arguably the spookiest story on this god forsaken site.

    0 comments · 486 views

  • 506 weeks
    Holy Shit

    New Yorker just emailed me this:

    Dear Ben,

    Thank you for sending us the enclosed submission. While we’re not able to use it in our publication, we recognize that it indicates promise, especially for the age of its author. Keep writing and reading, and take classes if you can. Best of luck to you.

    Warmest regards,

    Paul Muldoon, Poetry Editor

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    1 comments · 475 views

  • 521 weeks
    Charahub

    I'm on it now. Ever wanted to see characters that I've created but will never do anything with!? Well now you can, just head on over here.

    0 comments · 434 views

  • 524 weeks
    Growing Up

    It's starting to happen. I just submitted two poems to the New Yorker, and plan on submitting them to other literary magazines shortly. Christ, you have no idea how nerve wracking this is. It's like the first time I posted something on here, except with much higher standards. I know my chances of getting even one of them published are extremely slim, but... Damn. Oh well, if it

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    5 comments · 473 views
Nov
13th
2013

I've Been Waiting Months for XCOM Enemy Within, · 1:05am Nov 13th, 2013

Just played XCOM Enemy Within for the past four hours. Just realized that autosave is off by default. Just lost four hours of XCOM Enemy Within. Just got really fucking pissed.

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