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TheWraithWriter


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  • 43 weeks
    Find Me Other Places

    If you want to, for some reason. I have a decent amount of Non-Pony stories posted at these places, if that's of any appeal.

    Eka's
    SoFurry
    FurAffinity
    AO3

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  • 219 weeks
    New Chapter of SlugLife

    Just like the title says. Chapter 2 of Slug Life now available. Only took me forever.

    Now with Cover Art!

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  • 238 weeks
    Ah, you're finally awake (Skyrim Blundering)

    I woke up in the morgue today. I don't think I was dead. I mean, I could have been. Necromancy has made great strides these past years, but all my bits are still in place (ladies), so I'm fairly certain I wasn't dead. Once the mortician stopped screaming, me and her had a nice chat. Apparently, her father (who's dead) had this knife and she wanted to take it to this other guy in Windhelm (she

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  • 266 weeks
    Commission Info

    You want it, I'll write it.

    Prices are currently $15 per 1k words. Contact me here or on Discord thewraithwriter.

    All fetishes welcome, save for those listed below.

    Currently won't do:
    Scat/Watersports
    Diapers

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Oct
30th
2013

Funny thing I found · 4:50am Oct 30th, 2013

So, I was derping around online when I found this excerpt from a Shakespearean play.

In Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus, Aaron taunts his lover's sons:

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."


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Comments ( 8 )

*Grins* Shakespeare is the master on the original burn :twilightsmile:

I love Shakespeare insults he does them so elegantly.

1467583 And that's at least two confirmed brightened days.

And Shakespeare wasn't even getting started yet. He was the undisputed master of trash talking.

Pfft :rainbowlaugh:
Shakespeare being a complete boss :rainbowlaugh:

:pinkiegasp:

DAMN! I don't know insults today as good as that!

(I'll have to use it sometime. :trixieshiftright:)

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