Funny thing I found · 4:50am Oct 30th, 2013
So, I was derping around online when I found this excerpt from a Shakespearean play.
In Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus, Aaron taunts his lover's sons:
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
*Grins* Shakespeare is the master on the original burn
1466753 He truly is.
I love Shakespeare insults he does them so elegantly.
1467583 And that's at least two confirmed brightened days.
And Shakespeare wasn't even getting started yet. He was the undisputed master of trash talking.
1493260 Here, here!
Pfft
Shakespeare being a complete boss
DAMN! I don't know insults today as good as that!
(I'll have to use it sometime. )