Give me some Fanfic Reccomendations!

In the old Fimfiction search filter, it allowed you to set a serach that DIDN'T include a categore so you could select a type of fiction that you didn't want to see in your list as opposed to now, where you can just select categories that you do want to see in your list (and it gives you everything that happens to have that category in it regardless if you want any of the other categories linked with the story in your search. I liked being able to say "Comedy" and "NO ROMANCE" and have just comedies come up with no romance in them. This is now impossible with the way FimFiction is now, and if this isn't the case, someone please tell me how to do this in the new system!

Now to my point. Due to the way the searches work here now, I get inundated with stories with elements in them that I don't want and I've been having a real hard time trying to find that one story that fits my wants. I've just literally clicked through a story list for 45 minutes reading through the lists for something that would interest me and found nothing.

So, out of desperation, I'm calling out to the community. Recommend me some stories with the following stipulations:
1. Comedy (Slice of life is okay. Adventure is okay. But it must be a comedy above all else)
2. No romance
3. ABSOLUTELY NO OR EVEN A HINT OF SHIPPING OF ANY KIND
4. No dark stories
5. No stories where the author has to constantly point out that every character and the entire land of Equestria is gay and the only straight couple in the world are the Cakes! (I need to explain myself on this one because some people have gotten mad at me when I brought this up without ever listening to the reason behind it. Number ONE. I HATE romance stories. I don't mind a little bit here and there, but overall, I HATE romances. Number two, I've read a LOT of fan fiction. And after a while, I've noticed a trend. It seems that 90% of fanfiction writers seem to think that Equestria is populated exclusively by gay and lesbian characters. I'm hard pressed to find many stories where any of the Mane6 are ever portrayed as straight. This isn't as much an issue for me as much as it seems that, like 90's sitcoms started doing, pretty much having to point out the "gay" at every opportunity as if telling us once isn't enough. Especially if it's just tossed in there and has no bearing on the story. I swear. To some people, The Cakes are the only straight couple in all of Equestria. You don't see this amount of lesbian fanfics in any other fandom. Anyway. For further explanation, see my earlier post in this blog. I'm out to offend people. I just want to say, MY GOD !!! please write a story where they're straight once in a while to balance it out!!!)
6. No human in Equestria stories
7. No Equestria Girls
8. I reiterate... Comedy
9. I needs to feel like the show

The last fiction I read that I really liked was "Contraptionology". And I'm currently reading "Flash Fog" and am loving it.
I'm looking for more of the same.
And if there is a way to narrow my searches with this system to tell it to include one thing and not include another, please tell me how to do it!

Thank you!
Peace

Comments

[paul]

Well, Flash Fog has romance. It does not contain gay shipping though.
Anyway here are some really good comedy stories without romance/human/dark/lesbians:
Walkies
The contest
A million things to do
Fluttershy doesnt have a kitchen
Ovation and limelight
Whom the princesses would destroy
Celestia and Luna eat a hot pepper
Fiery incantation