Oct
27th
2013
More delays · 3:04pm Oct 27th, 2013
Yeah, remember how I posted about how I was having issues writing? Add one more to that list. On Thursday, I got my wisdom teeth removed, since they were impacted. All four of them. It has not been fun since. Seriously, you should've seen them. The damn things were HUGE! And green! No wonder I'm hurting so much, there's humongous holes in my jaw. So, yeah. I'm sitting here, holding my jaw, waiting for the pain to subside.
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SwimmingDalek98 · 430 views
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So if I were to send a crowbar into your jaw like this *wham* how mad would you be at me?
1457843 YOU ASSHOLE! NOW I IMAGINE THE PAIN BEING GREATER! THANKS A LOT, FUCKER!
1457843 Sorry, I didn't mean to swear! But that didn't help matters! NOT cool, man, not cool!
1457942
At least I didn't open your jaw and shove a grenade it in and pulling the pin, forcing you to bite down on it and the spoon or else it would explode. Like I just did. And I've already bound your hands so you can't spit it out and catch it. oh, and it's one of those large pinapple grenades. I nearly had to break your jaw to fit it in there. (That's whagt she said)
1457964 PLEASE STOP! Seriously, this hurts REALLY FUCKING BADLY and YOU'RE NOT HELPING MATTERS!
1457970
Okay. Have an aspirin. *hands over bottle of Oxycodone*
1457975 Seriously, just stop, man... it's not funny. You're actually MAKING ME FEEL WORSE. WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?
1457980
Okay, that last one was supposed to do the opposite of making you feel worse. Maybe distraction will work.
HEY LOOK, A SHAPESHIFTING RABBIT SQUIRREL DOG!
*points in a random direction*
1457983CURSES, they've discovered my true identity!!!
1458087
HE'S STEALING MY ICE CREAM! GET HIM!
1458090*Attacks SwimmingDalek with the powers of a caffeine-loaded ADHD rabbitsquirreldog shapeshifter in desperate need of ice cream*
1458097
*waits patiently for SwimmingDalek to respond, whistling a jovial little tune to himself*
1458100So, turns out that we have the same favorite flavor ice cream.
1458105>>1458100 Actually I prefer mint chocolate chip...
1458143
BLASPHEMY! TO ME, 1458087, WE MUST TEACH HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS! ATTACK! CONVERT TO STRAWBERRY OR FACE OUR WRATH!
*charges SD*
1458148 ...with a side of strawberry.
1458180>>1458148Great. Now I'm hungry for ice cream. Brb, gotta go to the store.