Oct
27th
2013
Welp, I guess I'm back again. · 4:08am Oct 27th, 2013
Okay, so here I am... Back on this site. Prolly didn't miss anything. Umm...
Edit: Here is poetry! Enjoy, or don't your choice.
Ah here we are again
Where my death is sure to meet a sweeter end.
I cringe and twirl
Trying my best to stay warm.
This suit is clinging tight to my skin
Flesh and bones hanging in balance.
Let my blood be the seed
and let my fingers type this out...
Prince Fucking Solstice is my name,
Fucking stories and ruffling manes
With one swift penetrating motion
I insert my words of wisdom deep into your cerebellum.
and you can't help but let out a refreshing moan,
and under your breath mutter,
"Fuck this guy"
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First to welcome you back! Also, I have >50000 views!
1457161 Awe man, that's pretty awesome, glad to hear. I guess I've stayed idle, except for the multiple people who Favorited my stories while I was gone. Damn sexual stories.
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1457204 Maybe a nice solid back rub followed by a nice evening out on the town. Where I'll tease you, sexually, and then just leave in the middle of it. Leaving you hard, cold, and lonely. Only to return ten seconds later with a glass of water and a simple reply, "What? I get thirsty during foreplay." Then we just sit down and play video games. Pretty much the perfect metaphor for what happened to me and this site.
Long time no see :3
1457214 Hello you awesome bastard.
Drunk Robbie is okay with this carry on
1457303 Keep Calm and carry on... Because Drunk Robbie said so.
1457361 I didnt say that, I just said that I'm happy you're back.