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thehalfelf


thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

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  • 150 weeks
    Elfy Update, 6/29

    As of this morning I am officially on the wrong side of twenty. I'd say it feels weird, but I don't really feel any different. Age is a weird thing, isn't it?

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  • 155 weeks
    To Dream is Divine Update, 5/27

    New Words: 2,338 (31,564 total)
    Chapters Worked On: 12, 13
    Chapter Finished: 12

    I know it isn't my normal update day, but I realized I hadn't said anything in awhile. I'm also sure you guys are about as sick of hearing my excuses for slow writing as I am of writing them, but here we are. Last time was RE8, this time it's a combination of Mass Effect and DnD.

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  • 157 weeks
    To Dream is Divine Update, 5/11

    New Words: 1,177 (29,226 total)
    Chapter Worked On: 4, 8, 10, 12

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  • 158 weeks
    To Dream is Divine Update, 5/4

    New Words: 1,910 (28,049 total)*
    Chapter Worked On: 11, 12
    Chapter Finished: 11

    Man, I've gotten really bad at keeping you guys updated, and getting a chapter done a week. It's gotten to difficult to focus with all my other projects floating around.

    In my defense, neither quick nor Qrow have been editing, so I'm not the only slacker here. Not that it makes this better...

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  • 161 weeks
    To Dream is Divine Update, 4/13

    New Words: 1,655 (26,139 total)*
    Chapter Worked On: 10, 11
    Chapter Finished: 10

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Sep
24th
2013

Woah, Square, gettin' a little creepy there... · 2:24am Sep 24th, 2013

So, it's been a few years, and I just picked up the original Kingdom Hearts to play, because today fucking sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and so is Wednesday, so I figured something good might help.

I fire it up, and start running through the Destiny Islands real fast, because I've beaten it a few times, I know exactly where to go to get everything, and what to do, yada yada yada, you get where I'm going. So I <spoilers> get to the first cutscene in the cave beneath the tree, where the door is, and where Sora eventually finds Kairi when the Heartless attack. And it strikes me. This dude, this cloaked dude, is creepy as fuck. Comin' in here where children play, in a dark cave, just chillin' in a corner, watching for Cthulhu only knows how long before Sora even hears him.

What. The actual. Fuck.

Anyway, whatever, goin back to it. More updates as events warrant. (protip. they probably won't.)

-thehalfelf

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