What would you do if you were alone with Scootaloo?

I am wondering, what would you do if you were alone with Scootaloo like totally alone, no-pony else? What would you do? You may do anything.

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[Eagle Heart]

Hug the hell out of her.

[Bill Clinton]

Mutilate her.

[Moniker]

1300789 Good choice!

[Moniker]

1300791 Not so good choice.

[Moniker]

1300815 Thank you!

[Bill Clinton]

1300815 kk

[Moniker]

1300791 Heck! Even I wouldn't do that! You're sick!

[Jlargent]

If she was older and an anthro then I would have sex with her.

[Moniker]

1300832

[Bill Clinton]

1300838 I'm not going to have a child.
To much work.

[Penguin_Lord]

Have fun and rock out with her

[Jlargent]

1300836 Hey you literally did ask for that one.

[squalllockheart]

I'd ask her two questions: What is the meaning of death? Why do ponies come in packs of 2 and dogs come in packs of 36?

[thesilentpony]

i'd make her into my slave and rape her every day, i'd brand her, pierce her with earrings and a tongue ring, i'd force her to rape and kill her parents and then feed them to her, then i'd forced her to rape and kill dash before feeding her to scootaloo, and hopefully by then she's be broken enough to be my slave forever
and if she still had fight i'd have her rape and kill sweetie belle and apple bloom before bathing her in their blood and entrails all the while holding her close and telling her how much i loved her

[AnOldAccountFromtheDead]

1301127 I like you. You are awesome

[AnOldAccountFromtheDead]

Me and her would make cupcakes

[Perception Filter]

1300829 Lel, he was kidding.

[Dominic the Donkey]

1301127



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[Dominic the Donkey]

I would ascend into Asgaard, overthrow Odin, steal Thor's hammer, and bang Loki's girlfriend.

Returning to Earth, I would use Thor's hammer to help myself conquer all of England and defeat my one true nemesis, Brendan Rogers. After the destruction of Brendan Rogers I'll win the Premier League.

During this time I'll have Scoots act as my sidekick/assistant coach, she'll be dressed as Michael Jackson, and she'll only be able to communicate through Tupac lyrics.

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You said I could do anything, and didn't say I had to stay in the room.

[MoldyShishkabob]

I would give her vodka I "procured" from a local merchant.

[Matt11]

1301127 why is it that dont surprise me you wood do somethan like that

[Matt11]

i thank i wood hug her thats all i can thank of

[thesilentpony]

1301291
because i have over a 80k story posted that's not finished

[Matt11]

1301297 haha and you are correct

[MetaKnight145]

>rape

[Jioplip]

I would find Twilight, find a magic loophole, gain magical powers, then use those powers to return to the earth in GLORY!

Scootaloo isn't my favourite Crusader anyway.

[Debonair]

You never said I was alone in a room.
I'd ask her to help me get in shape, so we could bring the world kicks and grinds. I'll personally go for BMX she'd break that scooter and find a skateboard. Then we will find the portal that brought me there. or at least the Mirror, and I'll bring her back with me. Then we will both compete at the X-games, where she will gain a Cutie Mark and then once she's old enough, I'll ask her out. (Spending five years together three alone, might get me somewhere in the long run.) Don't judge me!

[Insidiaphilia]

I'd do nothing... just leave... why wouldn't I?