Why do you follow me?

So today I have been wondering why my followers follow me.
So why do you follow me?

Comments

Because I can, so fuck off you twat.

[Bill Clinton]

1299721 Fair enough.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

Because you're a sexy beast.

Goddammit Terry.

[MetaKnight145]

Because, raisins.
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[Sweetiebellema121]

Because Why not and joker is best batman villain

[Comet Swirl]

I'm following you?
well that's obviously a mistake.

[CartsBeforeHorses]

Because you are a personality on the site. You're witty and insightful. Also, you're still holding my family hostage in that old warehouse next to drums of gasoline and making the Batman choose between them or twelve old homeless meth addicts suspended over a bridge. Let's hope the Batman is a utilitarian.

[thesilentpony]

because you remind me of twist
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and she's awesome!
also because you were the first to join the group i started and you seem like a upstanding nut case

[Perception Filter]

1299834 This.

[Bendita Locura]

Well, you were the first person to follow me, so I figured I'd return the favor.

[MoldyShishkabob]

Because stalking.

And Arkham's a pretty cool guy. He fights bats and isn't afraid of anyting. AnyTING.

[Stiggerzz]

you followed me first

Because you are a sexy baster- platonically speaking. Now get in my truck. I ain't goanna hurt you, you're just going to be missing for a while.

[DarthWill3]

You're one of my favorite bad guys!

[Bill Clinton]

1300062 Is that how we met?

[Bill Clinton]

1299834 Thanks.
I'll let you in on a little secret, I killed your family long ago.
What Batman is looking at is extremely well made mannequins.

[Dominic the Donkey]

I posted stuff on BSU when I first joined(a few hours before it got shut down) and you followed me, then I followed you.

Now we're here.

[Jioplip]

Given that you are who you are and do what you do, it's less a question of 'Why do I follow you?' and more a question of 'Which came first, murder or the murder weapon?'.

A way!

[Stiggerzz]

1300437
No, we met in a group. But you followed me first and I merely retaliated. That is why I follow you