Against my better Judgment...

I have decided to do an AMA (ask me anything) blog.
I'd like at least one question from the people who read this, but I won't answer more than 10 per person (I'm looking at you AJ...), so ask away, and I will answer to the best of my ability.

Comments

[Stiggerzz]

At what time does the hallucinating Lion jump off the red and black pinhead, if the sun is perfectly aligned with the 12th moon of Europa?

[Mixer]

1297012 Somehow I knew you would be first...

[Stiggerzz]

1297014
lol, so...your answer?

[Mixer]

1297017 (No, I'll do the answers blog style, so wait until tomorrow, or maybe in a couple days, so I can get more questions in)

[Stiggerzz]

1297023
k

[Colt in the Moon]

How's the story going?

[Violet Runner]

Boxers or briefs?

[applejack2357]

(I'm looking at you AJ...)

LOL

Hmm...

1. What is 69 multiplied by 69?
2. Who is best ass pirate?
3. What's the difference between you and me?
4. Am I sexy?
5. Does asscrack taste like shit?
6. How many chicken eggs can you shove up your ass without a single one cracking?
7. You wake up to see Fluttershy on top of you looking very seductive. What do?
8. Bite me.
9. Would you rather be Master Chief or Dragonborn?
10. How the fuck do I fucking fuck in the fuck so I can fuck the fucking fuckity fuck fuck?