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Armalite


I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

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  • 490 weeks
    My birthday

    Yeah, it's today. I'm 18 now, I can go die for my country, vote, and get some chick pregnant, all in the same day! I can watch R rated movies, too!

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  • 506 weeks
    Holy Shit

    New Yorker just emailed me this:

    Dear Ben,

    Thank you for sending us the enclosed submission. While we’re not able to use it in our publication, we recognize that it indicates promise, especially for the age of its author. Keep writing and reading, and take classes if you can. Best of luck to you.

    Warmest regards,

    Paul Muldoon, Poetry Editor

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  • 521 weeks
    Charahub

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  • 524 weeks
    Growing Up

    It's starting to happen. I just submitted two poems to the New Yorker, and plan on submitting them to other literary magazines shortly. Christ, you have no idea how nerve wracking this is. It's like the first time I posted something on here, except with much higher standards. I know my chances of getting even one of them published are extremely slim, but... Damn. Oh well, if it

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Aug
9th
2013

Official FiM TF2 Server Poem · 5:58am Aug 9th, 2013

Official FiMfiction Server

12 P.M to 3 A.M,
Stayin up, killin em,
Knighty's here, he's a gem,
Axel Nyan, is a fag,
Yipper's here, you smell that,
Love is now, in the air,
Goldy comes, but who cares,
Poultron is, one to brag,
Boredy's here, he brought flags,
White in color, oh despair,
Poop is here, hay baybe,
Art just can't, get a prayer,
Obs knows just, where to go, (maybe)
Meester has, a nice hat,
Comrade's here, I won't heal,
Hewkii is, so unreal,
He sounds like, grinding steel,
Dante's here, him and I are,
Top, tier,
BlackJack is, the worse scout,
I don't know, much about,
Sorren... but I hear he's a pretty cool guy,
And when I play,
Don't you pout,
Don't you shout,
Don't act out,
I'm just good,
I was born,
In the hood,
And if I, left you out,
It's not beef, there's just too many fucking people,
Now it is, 4 A.M,
Hand's shakin, vision's blurred,
Head is hurtin, gotta pee,
And I blame,
Knighty.

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Comments ( 13 )

1272609 10/10 would have sex with.

10/10 would read again.

Sue

I'mTooTiredToReadThis/10.

YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER DONT YOU DARE MAKE SHIT THAT INCLUDES ME IM AS REAL AS I CAN GET FUCK YOU I HATE YOU

1276575 Oh I know Slayer, I know.

1276606 Everything, you know, between you and Knighty. :raritywink:

1276744
THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN US I JUST WANTED TO DUEL HIM
THEN YOU FUCKERS KILL US BEFORE WE CAN
I FUCKING HATE YOU
FUCK

1277747 I dueled Knighty once. And I won.

1279450 Nope. I dueled him and caused him to ragequit.

1279543
WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT
GET KNIGHTY ON THIS PAGE AND MAKE HIM ADMIT IT
THEN
THEN ILL BELIEVE YOU

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