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River Road


Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.

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  • 122 weeks
    Prompt request: How to dun Goofed: Sherriff's Office Edition

    As some of you might have already heard (or promoted), Estee is doing a contest. And not any contest but a one that both expects strange and out-there crossover ideas as well as (hopefully) doesn't give a leg up to those who write stories of high drama or deep romance but instead focuses

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  • 124 weeks
    The Worst Crossover

    I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.

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  • 133 weeks
    Alphabittle and Bridlewood - Reading between the lines of the Gen 5 Movie

    Alphabittle may be the named character in the new MLP movie with the least direct characterization. Compared to the CEO of arguably the earth pony city's biggest company and the literal queen of the Pegasi, being the owner of a local teahouse immediately leaves him behind the other two side pony faction 'leaders' just in terms of impact, reach and presumably backstory. All we really learn about

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  • 187 weeks
    Mr. & Mrs. S.M.I.L.E. sequel

    Like the title says.

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  • 258 weeks
    IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE

    Two in Exile has a new chapter.
    And it took me only 23 months less than two years to finish it.

    Sunny Days has threatened to motivate me into a weekly update schedule, so let's hope the next chapter will come out before the end of the year month.

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Jul
19th
2013

Poison Smoke as a concept · 11:18pm Jul 19th, 2013

As I said in the Author's note of "Sunrise and Sunfall", I do not promote smoking. I myself do not smoke, Sanji called it an "unhealthy addiction" in Chapter Three of the story, but most of all I want to clarify that the "Poison Smokes", as I call them, are different from normal cigarettes. They are not addictive and our scientists have assured me that they have no negative effects on a ponies health. Rainbow Dash told me that smoking them is still not a pleasant experience, though (Quote They taste bad and feel weird... Unquote (Quote ...but those wings were totally awesome Unquote)).

And now that that's out of the way... Let the ramblings begin! A fair warning, my train of thought tends to derail rather quickly and occasionally picks up an orphanage on the way. I have been told, however, that my burning orphans have a certain entertainment value.

I think the Poison Smokes were one of my better ideas from this story and they were actually the idea that started it. When I read FMP's Set Adrift chapter, all I could think of was "Oh no! Without cigarettes, how will Sanji's enemies know when they're royally screwed?" In the last few days Ihave found several things about them that I think make them a great original idea.
1.) Rainbow Dash with giant gemstone wings.
2.) They can be a convenient plot device, for example to show Rainbow Dash with giant gemstone wings.
3.)They are not overpowered. They give a (more or less) random boost for a short amount of time and you can't use them very often, because you don't want to write smoking ponies. Seriously. The ponies don't have a reason to use them often, either. They're unpleasant, and there's no need to use them for anything except fights.
...Or flying competitions.

...Or studying their effects, apple season and flying practice.


...And maybe presenting new dresses, party games and flying in general. There are a lot of reasons, I get it!

4.) Still, if you ignore the previous lines, they are also a good way of emphasizing the importance of situations. If I ever see a trail of deep blue smoke rising from Fluttershy's head, I'll know that horseapples have officially hit the fan.


I think that's enough rambling for one blog. Feel free to use Poison Smokes in you story, with two conditions:
Firstly, it has to make at least some sense why a pony would even get the idea to burn a dangerously annoying plant and inhale the fumes.
Second...ly, tell me! I'd love to hear your ideas of the effects on different ponies. It will come up in my story later, but I can tell you that even the effects on a single pony will vary depending on the situation the pony is in, so there's nothing saying that the same ponies can't experience different effects, too.

Anyway, until next chapter or next blog, whatever comes first.

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5.) I find it delightfully ironic that I have ponies smoking a herb which's name consists of the words "Poison" and "Joke". Seriously, it's like the writers of the show want us to make silly fanfiction.

1222278 They kinda do.

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