9gag post insipiration (B)

You know, it's a little late to be coming out with this, but I have another story idea. This one was spawned from the 9gag post about writing a book where the character falls in love with the author. I was thinking this could work with Pinkie. However, I will not uses Anon as the author's name because I have never met anybody who would name their child Anon. So, that and another chapter of something bad is coming down is in the works (however the story idea will likely be filed away because nobody nags me enough to do anything)

Actually, I might just spend today working on all the **** that needs to get done. Yeah....

Me'y'also, (pronounced Me-y'all-so) I have an idea for HIE. It would be a 'randomizer' where a human with three traits (two good one fatal flaw) and up to three pieces of equipment is sent to equestria to obtain the ultimate prize of either peace or returning home. The schtick however, is that there are going to be hundreds of randomized variables, so the character could wind up anywhere in any situation. This includes initial teleport location, condition of equipment on arrival, potential hostilities between the local population and human (ie humans are demons and must be killed) any special effects such as powers, and probably a couple more variables. I can try to make the first three, but this would be the kind of thing where users (so long as the rules allow it) say a human with two traits and one flaw, blah blah blah, I send them into the pit for our amusement. So, who wants to see a human end up in the Crystal Caverns (which are likely haunted), or Tartarus, or someplace else that isn't too common for the humans to spawn? I will be using my personal analysis of the show when information of that variety is required. I won't try to be outlandish, but I won't make it boring either.

So, some possible variables

Species change (maybe between 1-8 each signifying a possible species) I will adjust this so that it is extremely likely that the human will remain human. However, if there is a change species, it will be gradual, as the human soaks up the magic of Equestria... or the magic mushrooms he/she eats thinking it is food.
Time period (when does the human end up...?)
relations with local species (maybe between 1 and 20, 20 being completely hostile, 1 being they love humans)
Teleport location (where doe they end up, this will likely be a very high number)
Special effects (wheel of fortune.... what will it be? This could be just about anything)
Goal (what is their overarching goal in life? This will be binary)
Possibility of leaving ( binary, and only active if goal is to leave)
Cultural disposition (Basically, what kind of culture do the ponies have, being other rolls for other cultures)

If you have other ideas for some other variables, (state of peace does not count, see timeline variable) leave it in the comment section below!

Character reaction will be purely based on the three traits, two good and one fatal flaw (there must always be one 'bad' trait and if one isn't listed I will take one trait to an extreme so that it becomes bad. You can however, have three bad traits or two bad traits.)

To make things fair, I won't allow for instantaneous deaths, so you can't spawn on the sun, and we will assume you can breathe on the moon, there just isn't anything to do up there. You will probably die of dehydration.