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Cynical


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  • 228 weeks
    Nothing to see here

    Peeks head out of rock...

    Hi... It's been a little while.

    Checks...

    ... Okay, it's been a long while. Just shy of 5 years apparently.

    I'm not going to try and explain away that absence, but the main reason that I stopped - probably - is that I lost interest in the main storyline of MLP.

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  • 480 weeks
    Limbo

    So it occurs to me that I am pretty much dead on this site at the moment – this post aims to a) state why this is so, b) state why it’s probably going to continue, and c) why lists are bad for people.

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    4 comments · 546 views
  • 504 weeks
    Still Not Dead Yet (a.k.a: What Have I Been Doing)

    So... as some people may have noticed, I'm in one of my infamous periods of doing sweet f.a at the moment, so that's a thing.

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  • 517 weeks
    100 Follower Special (AMA)

    Welcome back to part two of the 100 follower AMA celebration… thing. For the purposes of this blog, the acronym: AMA, now stands for Answering My AMA.

    Right… In the order of asking the questions… Let’s get going.

    What is your favourite pony/pairing? (Karrakaz)

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  • 518 weeks
    100 Follower Special (AMA)

    Little bit of explanation before I go any further into this... about half a year or so ago, when I was on about 93 watchers, I said to myself... Cynical, you pessimistic and sarcastic person, why not make a special post for reaching the big one-double-oh? To which I promptly shot my conscience in the face for using such a long-winded way to say 100.

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Jun
17th
2013

Production Blog, Week Beginning 10th June · 7:54pm Jun 17th, 2013

So yeah... welcome to the production blog. These will run from Monday until Sunday, then I'll tot up the change the following day. Now... since this is the first production blog, the numbers are probably quite iffy and a bit unbelievable in places, some of which I'll have rounded up due to having no idea where I was about a week ago. But without further ado... lets see the numbers:

Oh, but first... the stories that have been added to this week include (those in bold signify published stories):
-Ambrosia
-Dynamic Fiction
-Ends Meet
-The Equestrian Secret Service
-A Friends Torment
-In The Morning
-Last Request
-Three Creatures Enter a Room

Anyway...

Ambrosia

Queen Ambrosia will do anything for her subjects, even if it means giving the ultimate sacrifice. ( Written as a random thing in IRC for Wilhelm )
Starting Word Count: 0
New Word Count: 515
Change: 515
Percentage Change: 100%

Dynamic Fiction

'A classic page turner,' was the review. Rainbow Dash is finding that review somewhat suspect. ( TwiDash June/July competition prompt thingy )
Starting Word Count: 2,820
New Word Count: 3,001
Change: 181
Percentage Change: 6.5%

In order to survive in Equestria, you need to move fast, and think faster. ( Epic-dark-adventure-noir thing (hopefully) )
Starting Word Count: 0
New Word Count: 4,574
Change: 4,574
Percentage Change: 100%

The Equestrian Secret Service

Punch in, fill in the paperwork, design infamous gadgetry, punch out. ( A slightly cynical view on life in a dangerous line of work )
Starting Word Count: 1,183
New Word Count: 1,478
Change: 295
Percentage Change: 24.9%

A Friends Torment

She thought no-one saw her. She was wrong. ( Yes, yes, this is a sequel to 'Born a Unicorn,' whoop de doo dah )
Starting Word Count: 0
New Word Count: 1,496
Change: 1,496
Percentage Change: 100%

Prediction is always an iffy business. ( ... How the hell do I justify this? )
Starting Word Count: 0
New Word Count: 1,178
Change: 1,178
Percentage Change: 100%

We all have our regrets. Some more than others. ( Yes, I am updating this... slowly but surely... admittedly more slowly and less surely )
Starting Word Count: 4,723
New Word Count: 4,796
Change: 73
Percentage Change: 1.5%

Three Creatures Enter a Room

Discord, Pinkie Pie and Surprise enter a room. ( Does anyone here know why I write these things? I sure as hell don't. )
Starting Word Count: 0
New Word Count: 372
Change: 372
Percentage Change: 100%

Some Other Statistics

Total Word Count on the Site: 134,036
Percentage Change: N/A
Total New Words Written: 8,684
Daily Average 1,241
Percentage Change: N/A

Actual word counts may differ due to Fimfictions' odd wordcounter.

Also I've been on the site for a year now... yay... or something.

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