To know... or not to know... That is the question

Hamlet by William Shakespeare (With some... minor changes)

Hi, kids, I'm Fireemblemspider. I'm the voice of the T.V show character in the background that you've never seen before. And probably never will because they cancelled the series after one season. And then burned all the evidence because the show was so awful that they had no choice. However, if you were unfortunate to watch it, you'll know how terrible it really was and those memoires will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Now onto business, after reading up on how the zombies took over the world, I started to think about what I really do know about zombies. And that led me to think about what I know about vampires. Then I started to think about what I know about werewolves. And so on, and so forth, until I realized that I know quite a lot. However, this brought me to think about the things that I don't know. Now, I know all of you think I'm a pretty smart guy and you're probably right. But as I thought about and wrote down the list of things I don't know as compared to what I do know, I now know that the list of things I don't know is longer than the list of things I do know, you know? Knowing that, I started to think that maybe I didn't know as much as I thought I might know or should know. As many things as I do know, there are at least four hundred things I don't know, like; Why is the sky blue? Why do birds fly south for the winter? Why does good television go so bad?

I know some of you have the answers and I know some of you don't know the answers. And no, I don't want to know. And as I pondered and wondered if I should know, I now know that maybe it's not about what you know or how much you know, it's how you use what you know, you know? Maybe if we know that we cause use what we know to help other know what they need to know, maybe we won't have as many people who don't know. So stand up everyone and say, "No, I will not know! I will know! Because I know that if I know than no person can tell me I don't know."

I promise I'm done with the word 'know' for now… Darn it, I know I said it again… Blast it. Anyways, have I good day y'all. I know I will. … Dang it!