I lost my brohoof-virginity · 3:21pm May 1st, 2013
I'm writing this mainly because I'm getting tired of my previous blog post, but those who are interested in Spain (or, more specifically, in Barcelona) OR my incredibly sexy and might I add MANLY beard, read on!
So, in short: neither the weather nor the girls are really hot in Barcelona. I arrived there on Friday, and it was basically continuously raining 'till Tuesday, which allowed me a whooping one day to look around the city without getting soaked. It should be mentioned that I only brought shorts, not jeans, because come on, it's friggin' SPAIN! As for the girls - well, sorry, Spanish ladies, but I would take the lasses in my home country over yours any day.
However, my vacation wasn't as bad as you could think! Apart from the city itself being kinda cool (my favorite was Parc Güell: that was awesome!), I got to meet a brony in flesh for the first time in my life (and thus losing my aforementioned brohoof-virginity). It was none other than my friend co-writer colleague casual acquaintance rival arch-nemesis Aragon. For I suck at showing, not telling, here's a picture instead of a thousand words:
On your left: writer, artist, genius, freethinker and true Renaissance man with the ultimate heterosexual beard.
On your right: unmanly joke of a jester trying very hard not to look stupid but ultimately failing.
Also, we shot this pic in a book store. It was kinda awesome. Sadly, it was the only pony merch I found in Barcelona.
Well, so long and thanks for reading my lil' adventure! This is Lucky Roll, signing off!
Oh my god, the guy in the right side of the photo is incredibly handsome. Without any kind of doubt, the most handsome man I've ever seen in my life.
1046816 Damn you said it before I could *snaps fingers* Although that one on the left is quite stunning too. I mean just look at how the light reflects on his clearly intellectual glasses.
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What? Dude, the one in the right is the one with glasses. The stunning one. The glasses-less has nothing to do compared to the glasses one.
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Go away, Aragon. Don't stain my awesome blog with your lameness!
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Yo, Masked, I'm not sure you're getting the concept of "right" and "left" right (no pun intended).
*Gasp* Hardcover!
1046882 *Laughs* I was far too blown away by the incredible sexiness to be able to remember such petty things as right or left
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Yessiree, high quality pony products at your local bookstore! Aragon even thought about sending the pic to EqD, although I think he didn't do it yet.
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Well you can't be faulted for this, now can you? You wouldn't be the first distracted by my sexiness! *light glints on teeth*
1048969 Who says it was *your* sexiness?
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Well, given how it was the only sexy thing on the picture, it was kind of straightforward, you see...
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OH SNAP!
IT SEEMS LIKE ALL THE WORLD THINKS I'M THE SEXY ONE, DUDE!
HAH!
Also, nope, the picture isn't on EQD yet. I'll do it tomorrow, because, well. Computer dying.
Your brohoof virginty has been dead for one week more than me joining this site.
That being said, your beard ain't got nothing against that mister on the right. Nothing.
This wasn't awkward at all.
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Finding out that someone commented about your (brohoof-)virginity more than a half year after the entry was posted: nope, not creepy at all. Especially not when the commenter compares your looks to another guy. No Siree, no creepiness here! Just perfectly normal everyday societal interactivity.
(Also I will tell Aragón that you were just saying that he looks better than me in a weak attempt to flatter him. I will make it damn sure that you'll never get into his pants! How does this make you feel, Captain Selbi?!)
NO ONE INSULTS MY BEARD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! NO ONE!!!
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Hah, creepy. You want creepy? I could make sarcastic comments about how awesome your beard is, and then at the end of the post make an obnoxious "Not!" to indicate everything I've been saying was a lie! It'd be the perfect crime!
But even then, his pants are out of my reach. Stupid Spain... How dare they not being part of Germany?!
And I didn't insult your beard, by the way. But come on, the inferiority to Aragon can be seen from miles away!
Captain Selbi out!
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You FIEND! That would be totally creepy. I'm with you on annexing Spain, though. I mean, seriously, if Spain could use anything, it's a healthy dose of being German. It would be all "Carramba! Por díos, wie sagt das man?" And you would get his pants, I guess. Though you would've fight for him in a gladiator arena, I'm warning you.
"And I didn't insult your beard, by the way. But come on, the inferiority to Aragon can be seen from miles away!"
OH COME ON YOU JUST INSULTED MY BEARD! And NOBODY insults my beard with the exception of people who do! I mean, seriously, dude, look at HIS face and MY face? Whose face is a REAL man's and whose is a pathetic bald-chined wuss'? Yeah, that's what I thought. He ain't got nuthin' on me, Cap'n!