MrHappyFace Fluffy Pony shorts 1 · 4:49am Mar 19th, 2012
> You find a Fluffy Pony on the street.
> It's crying and says Mista, wan food! me wan food!
> You pick it up and hug it close and tell it everything will be alright.
> She has a white coat and a blue mane.
>You name her Princess Pretty
>You sit her down at your kitchen table and feed her some spagettie.
> Fluffy Pony drowns on spagettie sauce.
> You piss your self lauging and hurttle her body into Incomeing traffic.
> Fluffy Pony's body hits a flatbed truck's windsheild.
> Flatbed veers out of control and crashes into Fluffy Pony orphanage.
> You win nobel peace prize for ridding America of the annoying peices of shit.
> Your Fluffy Pony goes out side to play.
> It yells Come pway wif me dady!
> You notice the wasp nest dangleing above her.
> You pick up her ball and toss it at the wasp nest, knocking it down onto Fluffy's head'
> It yells Dady! Hewp ME!
> You star laughing and kick Fluffy into oncomeing traffic.
> Fluffy gets hit by a car and flies into lke.
> Fluffy pony drowns.
>And then you get her body and rape it.
> You find out she's not dead. Only unconsiouse.
> You wake her up and lure her into the woods.
> You kick her into a pit full of rattle snacks.
> A snake bights FLuyy on the tounge.
> A drop of poison runs down her throat.
> Fluffy Pony drowns.
> You Piss yourself laughing.
This is my first time writing Fluffy Pony shorts, If you have any suggestions, please let me know.
Poetry.
GLORIOUS
36241 Your Avatar always give me a boner for some wired reason.
This was.... give me a minute...
This was pure beauty at it's finest. This was, gorgeous, well written, and had plenty of pissing yourself silly and fluffy pony. DO WANT
36246
Best Whiskey and Best pony, whats not to like?
My alcohol concentrations are ridiculous, but i can agree that this is sexy. You have appeased the Aryan race. We will continue the sexiness until it relates to blue eyes and blonde mane.
36246 your stories do the same for me. (that we did not need to know) +yeah, we didn't need or want to hear that+ (all: whatever, PRAISE SATAN!!!!!!)
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I gave him the idea you know.
I've gave him a lot of ideas.
Good day.
36296 yes, i know, you TESTED THE IDEA ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!
36297
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"Yep, we sure did, silly.
Good day.
This idea is absolute genius. I demand that you do more.
36303
My idea, he wrote them, I gave him the ideas.
Good day.
36298 hey pinkamena also, my OC number has increased to 20. +hey, i'm Welle+ =pleased to meet you, i am umkehren= |pleased to meet you, i am schell|
36453
"Hi DJ and others.
What do you guys think of Mr.happy, I think he's a bit silly, I mean just look at all the wasted meat."
Please not that the views of Pinkamena, in no way reflect my own.
Good day.
36460 I like him I want to kill him .........(did i gt them mixed up or something?!?!)
Mr.happyface, your fluffy pony shorts were incredibly funny, more so then Williams. However, there deaths were not slow or even nearly painful enough, I understand that they're hilarious shorts but I'd like to see a longer story about A fluffy ponies horrible drawn out demise (possibly accidental, certainty hilariously heartbreaking).
Hail Satan.
36467
I gave him the idea though.
And I sent him one about bleach.
And to be fair I am working on a fluffy story that starts out nice but spirials into madness.
36465
"Seems fine to me.
Now to the hottub!"
Good day.
36468 hello pinkamena, i'm epluchage, DJ's assistant, i hope we can be friends
(whoops, forgot about him. his full name and title is Epluchage the skinner)
36476
"YAY, friends."
dash.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133183785218.jpg
Good day.
36468
Sounds great, I wish you luck, but with an imagination likes yours who needs it
36500
I'm on it.
I am also on a Assassins creed crossover, mane 6 with fluffies and Iron sky, pony version.
Good day.