Bradel Broadcasting – "Fifty Sheaves of Paper" · 6:46pm Apr 6th, 2013
Welcome back, fillies and gentlecolts!
I've got a special treat for you today – a story I stumbled across (and I'm not telling you how) that's about as perversely weird as anything I've ever read. It's called "Fifty Sheaves of Paper", and it's by Amit, but before I give you the link, let me tell you a bit about this story.
As you can probably guess from the title, this is a fanfic parody of Fifty Shades of Gray, which is itself based on a fanfic for Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. But don't worry, it's not clop. Not in any conventional sense of the word, at least. It's just a simple story about Cheerilee and Twilight, and their... um... love for languages. And for... teaching. The story shares some kinship with Horizon's "My Harshwhinnial" in terms of what it sets out to do, though it's understandably much more readable, owing to the source material.
The story is tagged [Romance], [Dark], and [Random]. And by the third chapter, it earns the hell out of all three of those tags, if you ask me.
There is nothing graphic in this story. There is absolutely no violence. There is absolutely no clop. There is precious little that's even suggestive. And yet it somehow manages to be one of the filthiest, most sadistic things I've ever read. I can't imagine a lot of contexts where I could possibly say that as a recommendation, but in this case it is.
Now go, read, and understand the grim, nihilistic thrill of teaching.
"Fifty Sheaves of Paper" by Amit
