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I can actually vouch for this!
Oh, memories of 4chan gold...
Sounds like a rip off to me. Still though, why don't you offer a "one month free trial" or something like that? Oh why am I encouraging this?
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I don't know why you're complaining, seeing as you're already part of the FimFiction Limited Gold Collector's Edition Plus Club Team Ambassador Program.
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What? Wait, what?
Not to sound like an idiot, but I've never heard of the FimFiction Limited Gold Collector's Edition Plus Club Team Ambassador Program. What does all that even mean? Do I have responsibilities now or something?
Hmmm... FFLGCEPCTAP. I thought it would spell something like Shield. Just an experiment.
Crap Crap CRAP!!! I totally fell for that April fools joke . Well, problem corrected .