Mar
17th
2012
MrHappyFace's super happy Equestrian adventures! · 6:40am Mar 17th, 2012
I am working on a Human in equestria story about me going to equestria. The thing I need help with is I shal start with a buffle bag that contains five diffrent things. As an act of kindness to my fans, shall let you all chose said items. Please post your suggestions in the comments and I shall add them to my story and most likely use them upon the ponies of Equestria. If I don't get any suggestions it will be something stupid I chose at random, such as a few carrots, or a peice of cardboard. So in the mean time praise Lord Satan. MrHappyFace out.
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sacrificial dagger, parylitycs, rope, black robes with satanic symbols inlaid in red. satanic symbol imbuned upon an amulet
a kitten!
34371 Dead or Alive?
Extasis, coprofilia, triple penetracion anal, hemorroides y limones.
34372 one of each?
a dagger
34376 sounds good, I mean, i'll need to eat sometime. And the dead one will come in handy if I need to traumatize Fluttershy.
A rusty machete, thirty yards of barbed wire, a eight hundred thousand volt taser, one potato masher hand grande, and a semi automatic nail gun that uses .22 caliber blanks for POWER!
Tentacles!
A waffle iron, a block of cheese, a fishstick, a picture of Celestia molesting Twilight, and a facehugger......
M82A1 SASR, Ammo for it, enough food to last a few weeks, and a dildo.
Why a dildo? So you can throw it at Celestia's face.
A muffin (pinkie), a rock (Rarity), A hamburger (fluttershy), Toby keith's head(applejack), dead puppies (rainbow dash), and a suicide letter from twilight's parents (Duh, twilight)
34418: That sounds absolutelu twisted.
Well done my good man!