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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 178 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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    17 comments · 358 views
  • 199 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

    32 comments · 354 views
  • 248 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

    14 comments · 384 views
  • 250 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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    15 comments · 480 views
  • 304 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

    18 comments · 406 views
Mar
27th
2013

oh god why · 6:15pm Mar 27th, 2013

Dragon is JUST MY FRIEND OKAY. He's also TWELVE years younger than me. We had planned to meet up and chill today at some point, which fell through.

[2:02:01 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: I told her I had plans to hang out with you, and it suddenly turned into a small interrogation.
[2:02:19 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: She wanted names, numbers, times, all that crap.
[2:02:40 PM] Midnight Dancer: ahahaha.
[2:02:46 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: I managed to convince her that you were cool, but I am not going to forget what she said after all of that.
[2:02:51 PM] Midnight Dancer: wut
[2:02:53 PM] Midnight Dancer: ...
[2:02:59 PM] Midnight Dancer: dont tell me YOUR mom hates me too
[2:03:07 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: "Okay, well, be safe, be careful, and wear a condom."

[2:03:20 PM] Midnight Dancer: ...
[2:03:20 PM] Midnight Dancer: omg
[2:03:21 PM] Csquerade: Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[2:03:23 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: I. Was. Dying.
[2:03:29 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: "Okay, well, be safe, be careful, and wear a condom."I came back to see this.
[2:03:30 PM] Midnight Dancer: i can't
[2:03:32 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: LOLWUT?
[2:03:33 PM] Midnight Dancer: i can't breef
[2:03:34 PM] Lord Sunder: oh gods
[2:03:36 PM | Edited 2:03:38 PM] Lord Sunder: lel
[2:03:38 PM] Midnight Dancer: a;lkgja
[2:03:43 PM] Midnight Dancer: omg
[2:03:48 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: That's fucking FUNNY dragon
[2:03:50 PM] Midnight Dancer: my reputation preceeds me
[2:03:57 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: That it does.
[2:04:02 PM] Midnight Dancer: like
[2:04:03 PM] Midnight Dancer: ded
[2:04:05 PM] Midnight Dancer: omg
[2:04:09 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: I literally could not form coherent sentences for like five minutes.
[2:04:14 PM] Midnight Dancer: lollll
[2:04:19 PM] Midnight Dancer: did you explain that it's Not Like That
[2:04:29 PM] Midnight Dancer: (no offense, of course)
[2:04:34 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: I don't think he could
[2:05:02 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: I told her that we were just hanging out once I could talk again.
[2:05:10 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: I'm still not sure if she entirely believed me.
[2:05:17 PM] Midnight Dancer: dying
[2:05:19 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): That must've been lel.
[2:05:19 PM] Midnight Dancer: dyyyyyyyyying
[2:05:21 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): So much lel.
[2:05:33 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: This is why I love my mother so much.
[2:05:34 PM] Midnight Dancer: you can tell your mommy that she can talk to me if she wants/would feel better about it
[2:05:37 PM] Lord Sunder: 'hanging out' (of my pants)
[2:07:13 PM] Regidar: MY god you guys
[2:07:15 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): Heheh.
[2:07:20 PM] Regidar: What have I come back to
[2:07:20 PM] Midnight Dancer: pfffffft
[2:07:32 PM] Midnight Dancer: dragon getting ~*the talk*~ from mommy
[2:08:54 PM] Lord Sunder: Tbf, your mother sounds pretty awesome. 'So, you're going to meet a girl who's within my age group that you met on the internet? Don't forget the condom, you little player! *Highfive*, etc"
[2:09:09 PM] Midnight Dancer: fucking ded
[2:09:13 PM] Midnight Dancer: sunder
[2:09:14 PM] Midnight Dancer: goddamnit
[2:09:19 PM] Midnight Dancer: STOP THIS SHIT MISTER
[2:09:26 PM] Regidar: BAD FUNEE
[2:09:31 PM] Midnight Dancer: WHAT IS THE POINT OF A VOICE CHAT IF IM TOO GIGGLY TO TALK
[2:09:34 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: Fucking hell, Sunder. I already can't breath.
[2:09:37 PM] FoughtDragon01: Barely Legal Recorder: Staop it.
[2:09:37 PM] Midnight Dancer: kdl;agjkl;a
[2:09:40 PM] Regidar: MY LUNGS

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Comments ( 11 )

My mother is a very classy lady, ain't she?

951589 I think I like your mom now tbh

is she aware that the person you were going to hang out with is also the soap lady?

951590 Aye, she knows and she loves the stuff.

951596 good, so she probably has at least a clue that I'm not anywhere near your age, lel

I miss /write.

Oh well, it's my fault I'm gone anyway.

What is this I don't even

xD I missed the action again today. I need to stop doin RL stuff. I keep missing everything.

If only you and all your Brits did a podcast. It would be hilarious.

951635 Plum is on My Little Reviews which I think is once a week. I'd be totes down for a podcast but meeeeeeh I doubt all three of us would get together long enough to do it.

That is magnificent

951600 sux bro :(

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