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neutralmilk


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  • 375 weeks
    Five Long Years...

    Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how

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  • 517 weeks
    Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

    That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

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  • 540 weeks
    Here's your Christmas present, peoples

    Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

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  • 541 weeks
    Need a pre-reader for a new story

    All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

    I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

    So lemme know!
    -neutralmilk

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  • 543 weeks
    EVERYBODY! QUICK!

    I have a story. Yup. Nice.
    Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
    PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

    Looks like there's going to be some...
    NEW-tralmilk.

    Ouch.

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Mar
16th
2013

Trotting Dead update · 1:54am Mar 16th, 2013

Simple title, simple message.

I have been working on Trotting Dead on and off for months now. Even to the point where I wrote a whole chapter several times only to delete it again and again because it wasn't even remotely satisfactory.

But now I've done it. Progress is going nicely and I intend to have the chapter (or at least Part 1) finished for posting by the end of the month. I promise this. And be sure to hold me to it. Remind me every once in a while. Don't be afraid to yell at me to keep up here!

I'd actually post what I have so far, but I do not want to ruin it for anyone. I really like the beginning of it (or at least the first 2,000 words). I have one paragraph I CAN post that won't do much. SO have that at least...


Nothing could possibly save her now.

“Sunny…”

(Insert E.L.F.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~`

Officer Valor gulped nervously at the sly mare lying on top of him, an arrow pinned directly at his jugular, mere centimeters away from plunging into its projected target. He winced sharply at the feeling of the lump in his throat brushing against the sharpened point and quickly suppressed the urge to swallow again.



Yeah, I know. Not much written about good ol Valor and his daring escape just yet. But I got a plan for this chapter and the next 3 that will BLOW. YOU. AWAY. Say goodbye to the library. Say goodbye to some very important things. And say hello to TONS of zombie killing and action. It'll be fun...

Til next time,
neutralmilk

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