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Poptard


I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

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  • 245 weeks
    Nailed It! (Spoilers for The Big Mac Question)

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  • 357 weeks
    It's Been Too Long

    Hey.

    I wrote a new story.

    I've been around. Not gone, but quiet. I've been writing stories here and there, most never leaving my google drive, but a few have been on my blog.

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    3 comments · 412 views
  • 520 weeks
    Poptard Looks Back

    Well, it's almost 2 weeks after I published my first ever piece of fanfiction. I honestly had no idea what would happen once I put it out. I just hoped it wouldn't be completely ignored or not downvoted to Tartarus because, hey, it's a story pretty pink princess puking in the end.

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  • 522 weeks
    There's A First Time For Everything

    I finally did it. For reals. No joke. I wrote something. Maybe I'll write more.

    Here goes nothing (except for my hopes and dreams and dignity).

    EDIT: Well, looks like everything turned out alright then.

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  • 535 weeks
    Popthulhu

    While stumbling around the internet today, I found this quite interesting website, fit for writers like those who are probably following. It's called "I Write Like," a free internet tool that allows users to copypaste text in and then use advanced and suspicious algorithms to determine what writing style it closely resembles. For example, Maud Pie's exemplary poetry:

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Mar
14th
2013

Complete. Fanfic. TROPIFICATION. · 8:40pm Mar 14th, 2013

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all the time I have to tell you that I troped another story.

If any of you have played the Resident Evil games before, you'll know from the title that this is Resident Evil related. Well, it is.

The fanfic of the hour here is My Little Wesker. It is the touching story of an omnicidal megalomaniac being shot in the face with rocket launchers and waking up in the colorful world of Equestria. How long can Albert Wesker survive in a hospitable, friendly environment incompatible with his callous, cynical heart? At least 42 glorious chapters, that's how many!

Really, you should read this story, and not just to make ol' Poptard feel like he's loved. This story weaves in Resident Evil aspects expertly, explaining them so even those who've never heard Wesker's dulcet tones can enjoy it. Wesker is probably the funniest Deadpan Snarker I've seen in a fanfic so far, and unleashing his honed, deadly sarcasm on Equestria is something that must be seen to be enjoyed. It's not all sunshine and sunglasses though, as a huge development is Wesker continuing his evil plotting to become a god (again!)!

If you aren't sold on how awesome the fact that Albert Wesker has come to the land of pony, just watch this video.

Thank you for your seven minutes.

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