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HamGravy


Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

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  • 96 weeks
    10 Years Later

    Suddenly!

    ...anyone still here?


    Hi, everybody. I doubt anyone else has even noticed, nor would I expect them to, but ten years ago today, I uploaded a weird little clop story called Tarnished Silver to this site.

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    17 comments · 970 views
  • 435 weeks
    MARE-Y CHRISTMAS, MOVIE HOUSE!

    (That's right, I still exist.)

    3 comments · 776 views
  • 527 weeks
    Tarnished Silver: The Audiobook (Plus: foreign language editions, and a teaser for something new!)

    FACT: In our busy modern world of smartphones and red pandas, few of us have time to sit down and read books, let alone morally questionable horse fanfiction. Thus we have seen the meteoric rise of the audiobook, which allows people to take in a story while doing something else, like flying a jet between two narrow canyons under heavy enemy fire, or jogging. But until now, there's been no

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    10 comments · 1,232 views
  • 532 weeks
    "Baby Steps"

    Those two words in yesterday's episode managed to completely redefine the episode, and possibly the character of Fluttershy, for me. I think they might be the two most important words she's ever spoken. Here's why.

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    6 comments · 1,118 views
  • 536 weeks
    A new story is coming tomorrow!

    Why yes, I am a shameless whore , thank you for noticing.

    Tomorrow afternoon (that's Friday CST, people of the world) the internet will be forced to endure another entry in the Tarnished Silver canon. It's a one-shot, but I'm actually quite pleased with it, which is something I don't usually say about my own writing.

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    13 comments · 1,002 views
Mar
5th
2013

NOW UPDATING ON THURSDAYS (And why this time it will actually work) · 1:28pm Mar 5th, 2013

Hey, Silver Sky readers!

So! If you've been paying attention for the last few weeks, you've probably noticed that I suck at updating on time lately. I tried out various solutions, like moving updates to Tuesdays. As soon as I did this, I mean like TWO DAYS LATER, the project I was working on at my job got cancelled, and I was put on a new one that required me to do extra work on Monday nights. And lo and behold, I haven't updated on time since then.

Do you realize what this makes me?

Yes. THAT.

I get almost as flummoxed as Twilight over this sort of thing. It's stupid, but I do. I didn't want to move the schedule around yet again, but then I found the perfect solution: I quit my stupid job!

...because I got a new one. No, I didn't quit just to write foal rape fanfics. I'm not THAT far gone (I kind of am) Anyway, new job pays better and is a lot less office-y, but you don't care about that. The important thing is that it has a weird schedule that gives me Wednesdays off. Most people would see that and go "well, that's lame, everyone I know works on Wednesday so I can't go out with friends or anything." But I saw it and went, "Well, that makes it the PERFECT day to write about pony boners!"

So yes. Schedule change, and I swear to Grodd this is the last time:

A SILVER SKY WILL UPDATE ON THURSDAYS FROM NOW ON.

That's beginning immediately. Sorry to make you all wait an extra two days this week! But this should be (hopefully) the last time you're made to wait extra long.

I know, I know. I said it would be the last time when I moved it to Tuesdays. I'm dumb like that. Sorry, but considering that we're in the final story arc, and that I actually do have a dedicated chunk of free time for writing now (instead of having to scrounge throughout the week) I would be very surprised if I had to alter this again.

Spread the word! Tell all your friends about this great pony rape fanfic you've been reading! Ruin your friendships!

Oh, and check this blog on Wednesday for a cool surprise! It will not be porn.

And thanks again for all your patience and enthusiasm. You're all terrific. :pinkiesmile:

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Comments ( 6 )

Though congratulations on the new job ^^ Sounds like more fun.

Okay then. To Thursday!

In Fancy Pant's Voice:
That’s quite alright, Hamgravy,” I say. “Please, try to relax. I’m not going to punish you for one little error. Just make sure to take my tastes into greater consideration in the future.” Ass Flp (Ch 15).

Everything is okay, this time :pinkiesmile:

But if this happens again . . . . :pinkiecrazy:

:pinkiehappy: i know what the surprise is lol but i only know because im awesome :raritywink:

Uuuuuugh how did I know this was going to happen! It never fails. We get to the most heart wrenching, edge of your seat climax and then even more waiting is involved! :raritycry:
I betcha a certain trolling princess is at work here. :trollestia:

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