Why you should never trust me with an airhorn. Ever. · 10:27pm Mar 2nd, 2013
So today, I bought three things at Walmart.
-Purple Drank
-connectible bendable plastic tubes
-An air horn. (-w-)
Tonight, I will strike with my pranking. I am going to put the purple drank in my roommates bottle of watery shampoo, making his hair turn purple, and the bendable plastic tubes are rigged to our toilet (which is broken, but my roommate still uses anyway) and those are set up so that if he sits down, the air horn will go off.
...I am such a dick with an air horn, never EVER trust me with one. :3
Brilliant.... Have a Trollestia for your evil deeds.
Devilishly brilliant, good sir
Good luck man.
Or, you could take the air horn, and tape it to the wall behind the door, so whenever someone throws open the door the air horn will go off, scaring them to death.
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I'm not looking forward to getting pranked so... Let's not meet... EVER!
I would like to get together for April Fools. Together we shall conquer the world! Oh, and Discord too.
Teach me, O Wise One!!! *Bows*
Saw the title and immediately thought "He put an air horn up his butt, didn't he?"
I was pleasantly shocked to find that this didn't happen.
Just reading the title gave me that good ol' feeling of "I pity the fool". Jex, you beautiful person, you.
FILM IT!
You are a devilishly talented pranker
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If I ever meet you in person, I'm taking you with me to a golf course with airhorns...too much fun.
Dash + Pinkie would be proud dear sir.
Post reactions pls
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We all know that you earned it.
Have fun~