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  • 530 weeks
    Free Time & Bookplayer's 50 Questions

    Only this morning was I thinking about how long it had been since I had any real activity here on this fine webpage. You see, normally I am based in Newcastle, where free time is spent seeing friends, playing games, drinking heavily, or any combination of the aforementioned. This weekend I have been visiting my sister in our fine, albeit expensive, capital of London, where free time was spent

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  • 535 weeks
    CH3CH2OH

    I really need to stop watching new episodes while I'm drunk but come on... by the time it's on youtube for England I'm already out at the pubs knocking back craft lagers and fine ales, which means I can only watch it when I come home and I load it up and I'm like hey, what's going on? And I zone out for half the episode. But still, I'm pretty sure Applejack was all like, 'I hope she took a

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  • 537 weeks
    How Could This Happen?

    I'd like to share an experience with you. One that I had about half an hour ago. One that I am lucky to have survived.

    > be me
    > run out of toilet roll
    > don't poop for a few days, as no way to wipe butt at home and public toilets are rarely up to the standards required to crap in
    > finally remember to buy butt parchment on the way home from lectures

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  • 539 weeks
    Applejack Rocks

    Hurr hurr hurr guys look the background pony has the background instrument.
    No FUCK you.

    This only confirms AJ as best pony, and anyone who says otherwise is just plain bananas. (not that I'm biased towards bassists or AJ. At all.)

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  • 554 weeks
    Four Figures

    So it seems today I have a grand total of 1000 story views. Really happy about this, and really glad you guys have read along with what I've done so far and I hope you liked it! There should definitely be more on the way soon, but university work has definitely intensified this year. On top of that I have a job now, tending a swanky, super-expensive (cheapest pint £4.10!!) bar, which is a good

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Jan
19th
2013

Primeval Equestria · 12:24am Jan 19th, 2013

Behold. Below is an unedited, uncensored, too-hot-for-TV conversation I just had with KitsuneRisu in the gdoc chat for the In a Little Town Called Ponyville series. The crazy banter to be had is just another reason on the long list of reasons to join this awesome project.

me: I've decided Ponyville/Canterlot used to be in the centre of a humongous, landlocked desert. Due to no oceans within a certain, very large, distance it was completely arid before early airborne equine species developed a primitive way of controlling weather, making the land more hospitable. Questions?

kitsunefarm: Why does Canterlot have an infinity waterfall

me: fuck
it's
ah
rain production is constant, and that's surplus

kitsunefarm: that'd work for me

me: HA

kitsunefarm: Where's all the cacti

me: Appleloosa
that was the only area not cleared out by the primitive earth equine species
Appleloosa was only discovered recently, and is going through the same process that Ponyville and Canterlot did

kitsunefarm: so basically
terraforming

me: precisely

kitsunefarm: Why is there no gradient in the terrain
also you're going to have to explain something else
which will TROUNCE YOU.
Ponyville is on the edge of the Everfree FOREST.
which has been around for longer than Celestia has been.

me: no gradient due to no plate tectonics, Equestria is one single land mass
CELESTIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN

kitsunefarm: Simply because the shrine to the elements was built in the forest when it was a forest, meaning the forest was there for a thousand years past, and Granny Smiths' story establishes that Ponyville was founded about 150 at MOST years ago

me: I don't understand what part of this is meant to 'trounce' me...
I'm so untrounced right now


Then the conversation radically changed topic, as it is wont to do. So go ahead, trounce me if you can, for there is not a single hole in my infallible logic...

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Comments ( 2 )

If I wasn't attempting to work through my own little project, I'd join this one. It sounds awesome.

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I really don't think 'little' is the most accurate word to describe your project :rainbowlaugh:

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