Primeval Equestria · 12:24am Jan 19th, 2013

Behold. Below is an unedited, uncensored, too-hot-for-TV conversation I just had with KitsuneRisu in the gdoc chat for the In a Little Town Called Ponyville series. The crazy banter to be had is just another reason on the long list of reasons to join this awesome project.

me: I've decided Ponyville/Canterlot used to be in the centre of a humongous, landlocked desert. Due to no oceans within a certain, very large, distance it was completely arid before early airborne equine species developed a primitive way of controlling weather, making the land more hospitable. Questions?

kitsunefarm: Why does Canterlot have an infinity waterfall

me: fuck
it's
ah
rain production is constant, and that's surplus

kitsunefarm: that'd work for me

me: HA

kitsunefarm: Where's all the cacti

me: Appleloosa
that was the only area not cleared out by the primitive earth equine species
Appleloosa was only discovered recently, and is going through the same process that Ponyville and Canterlot did

kitsunefarm: so basically
terraforming

me: precisely

kitsunefarm: Why is there no gradient in the terrain
also you're going to have to explain something else
which will TROUNCE YOU.
Ponyville is on the edge of the Everfree FOREST.
which has been around for longer than Celestia has been.

me: no gradient due to no plate tectonics, Equestria is one single land mass
CELESTIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN

kitsunefarm: Simply because the shrine to the elements was built in the forest when it was a forest, meaning the forest was there for a thousand years past, and Granny Smiths' story establishes that Ponyville was founded about 150 at MOST years ago

me: I don't understand what part of this is meant to 'trounce' me...
I'm so untrounced right now

Then the conversation radically changed topic, as it is wont to do. So go ahead, trounce me if you can, for there is not a single hole in my infallible logic...

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