Only this morning was I thinking about how long it had been since I had any real activity here on this fine webpage. You see, normally I am based in Newcastle, where free time is spent seeing friends, playing games, drinking heavily, or any combination of the aforementioned. This weekend I have been visiting my sister in our fine, albeit expensive, capital of London, where free time was spent seeing family, touring the city, drinking heavily, or any combination of the aforementioned. This week,

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I really need to stop watching new episodes while I'm drunk but come on... by the time it's on youtube for England I'm already out at the pubs knocking back craft lagers and fine ales, which means I can only watch it when I come home and I load it up and I'm like hey, what's going on? And I zone out for half the episode. But still, I'm pretty sure Applejack was all like, 'I hope she took a lion-tamer's chair', and then used one to fight off something that was part sabretooth tiger and 0%

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I'd like to share an experience with you. One that I had about half an hour ago. One that I am lucky to have survived.

> be me
> run out of toilet roll
> don't poop for a few days, as no way to wipe butt at home and public toilets are rarely up to the standards required to crap in
> finally remember to buy butt parchment on the way home from lectures
> stand right by the doors on the metro, ready to hastily get off and get home
> feel excretory salvation approach
> heat +10 degrees C

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Hurr hurr hurr guys look the background pony has the background instrument.
No FUCK you.

This only confirms AJ as best pony, and anyone who says otherwise is just plain bananas. (not that I'm biased towards bassists or AJ. At all.)

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So it seems today I have a grand total of 1000 story views. Really happy about this, and really glad you guys have read along with what I've done so far and I hope you liked it! There should definitely be more on the way soon, but university work has definitely intensified this year. On top of that I have a job now, tending a swanky, super-expensive (cheapest pint £4.10!!) bar, which is a good laugh, and a welcome bonus to my money situation. And on top of that, more money means more spending

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Just so you all know, I now have a deviantART account for publishing offensively bad paint pictures of ponies because I decided to be even more of a detriment to society.

Click HERE to see my work so far, but bring bleach to cleanse your eyes after it all.

Figured it might be nice to have this on my user page to confirm that I am still alive...

So, Crepúsculo Sombrí­o's 6th chapter has a brief intro written out. There's going to be a lot going on in this chapter so for all those that have stuck through chapters 1 to 5 of establishing plot, you're due to get a tasty nugget of action. However, I haven't spent much time on this recently because...

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I haven't had internet in about a month.

I now have internet again.

A month isn't even that long, but it feels like I've missed a lot of stuff. I'm doing my best to catch up on the proceedings of the past few weeks but gosh darn it like hell am I trawling through 4 figures of notifications on here. Therefore, if I've missed anything you feel I shouldn't have, please throw it in my face here. Thank you.

Also, who is Button's mum? And who, for that matter, is Button?

Wowzers, here we are 7 months later - a long time since we last saw this guy, so let's catch up on a few of the key points from chapters 1 to 4:

Rarity suffers a cut from Crepúsculo's wings as she repairs his saddlebags free of charge. Later that night, Shining Armour generously buys a considerable amount of drinks for Crepúsculo and Big Mac as Mac's honesty gets the better of him, compelling him to confess his feelings for Fluttershy to the other two stallions.

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A short list of 5 of my favourite original characters of equine literature I have come across so far. I'll try and give a short justification for each one as to why you should go and read that particular story. These characters are in order of how recently the story they are in updated to save me having to rank some above others when they're all great and the list is limited to one character per author. So, here we go...

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