Only this morning was I thinking about how long it had been since I had any real activity here on this fine webpage. You see, normally I am based in Newcastle, where free time is spent seeing friends, playing games, drinking heavily, or any combination of the aforementioned. This weekend I have been visiting my sister in our fine, albeit expensive, capital of London, where free time was spent
I really need to stop watching new episodes while I'm drunk but come on... by the time it's on youtube for England I'm already out at the pubs knocking back craft lagers and fine ales, which means I can only watch it when I come home and I load it up and I'm like hey, what's going on? And I zone out for half the episode. But still, I'm pretty sure Applejack was all like, 'I hope she took a
I'd like to share an experience with you. One that I had about half an hour ago. One that I am lucky to have survived.
> be me > run out of toilet roll > don't poop for a few days, as no way to wipe butt at home and public toilets are rarely up to the standards required to crap in > finally remember to buy butt parchment on the way home from lectures
So it seems today I have a grand total of 1000 story views. Really happy about this, and really glad you guys have read along with what I've done so far and I hope you liked it! There should definitely be more on the way soon, but university work has definitely intensified this year. On top of that I have a job now, tending a swanky, super-expensive (cheapest pint £4.10!!) bar, which is a good
711185 Ha. Should have seen that one coming really... for the record, I'm not a fan of dick and 'Primus sucks' is sort of the unofficial slogan of the band Primus. But your comment did amuse me
I think we have different definitions of the word "Relevant". . .![:applejackunsure:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/applejackunsure.png)
710866![:duck:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/duck.png)
Or do we have different opinions on what it is relevant to?
So you like dick. We all swing our own way.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
711185![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
Ha. Should have seen that one coming really... for the record, I'm not a fan of dick and 'Primus sucks' is sort of the unofficial slogan of the band Primus. But your comment did amuse me