Courier's Journal, chapters 14 & 15

"But then, after we were done, when I stepped outside, I was mobbed by four old ladies with knives and rolling pins in the fourth violent incident of the day.

No, really. They're apparently a very infamous local gang. They're called Maud's Muggers, AKA the Granny Gang.

Stop laughing. I'm being serious."

Courier's Journal
Week Two: Day Nine & Interlude 5

(Fanfiction.net version).
(Archive of Our Own version).

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Taking a brief hiatus from The Good Life to update one of my much neglected older stories this week instead. Chapters of The Good Life will resume posting as normal either next week or the week after.