What did I write? · 7:45pm February 24th
OK, so I'm reading through an abandoned story when I find this:
“Do you know how to use a toilet?”
“Ah, you sit, do yer business, and then pull the leaver.”
“Which one?”
“Which one?” Cirrus had never heard of a toilet with more than one lever on it. Looking at what she presumed to be the toilet found that it looked a bit like a captains chair with multiple buttons.
“Maybe Earth ponies only have the one,” Flure suggested.
“Why are there so many buttons?”
“Alright then, that button flushes, that one activates the bidet it cleans you, that one activates a blow dryer, and that one inserts a tampon. You don’t need that.”
“What happens of a stallion hits that button by mistake?”
“It shoves it up their bung hole.”
“Funny you would know that,” Flure remarked with a smirk.
For the second time that day Cirrus devolved into a fit of giggles.
“Ok, if you think you’ve got it,” Twinkle continued. “We’ll leave you to it. And try not to think about the idiot stallion who panicked and made an unholy mess.”
I'm crying! LOL 
“I hear the prototype removed tampons, but they decided not to install it in production models because it kept snatching things it wasn't supposed to.”
lol remembering the old joke be careful with button you push.