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Stryker12324


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  • 571 weeks
    Editor Wanted

    Yo, guys. It's been a little while. I apologize for the virtual abandonment of Through the Trials and Tribulations, and I really do want to work on it, but in the words of another great writer, every time I look at it, I want to run away screaming. That, and I've been going through a very stressful point in my life due to emotional and family issues which have been sapping me of motivation for

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  • 588 weeks
    More writing practice for me

    Lately, I've haven't been writing ponies (what?! HERESY!) because I've mostly been writing short, quick things. I've noticed that I'm kinda better at writing shorter stories than long multi-chapter ones.

    Now, I've been seeing a lot of people doing this, so I figured I'd jump onto the bandwagon.

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    1 comments · 390 views
  • 589 weeks
    Beware. There be spoilers ahead.

    (Episode starts.)

    Awesome. A song right at the get-go.

    (Episode continues.)

    Hmm. Interesting. Oh my gawd, more songs!

    (Keep on going.)

    Hmm, quite a simple solution. Me gusta mucho! MORE EPIC SONGS!

    Woah... Harmonic death ray... Well, THAT escalated quickly.

    (Allow black out for commercial break)

    Ah, shit. Here comes Celestia.

    More song? I guess I'll hear you out...

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    17 comments · 448 views
  • 591 weeks
    Batten down the hatches...

    Well... yet another beautiful thing is beginning to feel the canker and rot that is America's entertainment business.


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    24 comments · 549 views
  • 597 weeks
    Another one bites the dust

    And this, fillies and gentlecolts, is yet another failed prophecy, created by humans, of the end of the world. I don't know why people keep trying to come up with this (pardon my language) bullshit. Do you really want the world as we know it to end?

    Whatever. I gave up trying to understand foolish human superstitions years ago.

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Dec
21st
2012

Another one bites the dust · 7:27pm Dec 21st, 2012

And this, fillies and gentlecolts, is yet another failed prophecy, created by humans, of the end of the world. I don't know why people keep trying to come up with this (pardon my language) bullshit. Do you really want the world as we know it to end?

Whatever. I gave up trying to understand foolish human superstitions years ago.

But the Mayans were right about one thing. They at least predicted something.

As of right now, my latest story has been submitted and is awaiting approval. I'm warning you now, it is a clop story. Pure and simple. Don't like that? Then do both of us a favor, and don't be stupid by clicking on the story anyway and dumping your pointless hate on me and it.

Anyways, happy end-of-the-world to all of you and enjoy this latest work of literary feces excreted from my very fingertips.

Live long and prosper.

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"Literary feces excreted from my very fngertips"
I'm going to save that one for later:moustache:

635528 Such a boss. I thank you then, for your service towards the brony community, in making sure they got continued pony material.

Thank you.

:ajsmug::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss::raritywink::twilightsmile::yay:

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